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I got a ton of great links sent in by readers today. Don’t forget guys, I love getting email — so don’t ever hesitate to send me a hot tip. Here’s more with Jason Bateman and David Cross — squee! — on the Arrested Development movie, from Sara F. (HuffPo)

Barack Obama tells everyone that he never like-liked Scarlett Johansson (WIMB) and Josh Kelley’s dignity is in a sad state of affairs. (WIMB)

From Jessi, here is a kindness plug to support rescue organizations trying to save animals displaced by the Iowa floods.(CrazyDays&Nights)

Scooby Doo is wreaking all kinds of havoc down in Australia. (QuizLaw)

“United States intelligence agencies released a report which basically says that because of global warming, we’re heading for not just one, but as many as all three of the following Charlton Heston movie scenarios…” (Thanks, John!) (LeastUKnow)

Here are the top ten situations in which having your father touch your ass is OK. Notice that rubbing in the tanning oil is not included. (Yeeeah!)

I love these features: Vanity Fair’s Hollywood, circa 2001. (Film Experience)

But the real question is, what is Charlie Sheen doing in Pittsburgh and where did he get all those peanuts? (Thanks, MAx!) (Craigslist)

The only way “Last Comic Standing” could be more of the comedy version of “American Idol” is if the contestants just did the bits of more talented comedians. (wweek)

Charlize Theron is still super gorgeous? I’ll say. (Popoholic)

I hear the 2010 models of the Roll Royce are going to run solely on incinerated one hundred dollar bills. (Celebslam)

Here are the “Top Ten Female Artists Not Getting Enough of Your Attention or Hard-Earned Money.” (MixTapeTherapy)

Seriously, KITH fans: is it just me or is Buddy Cole, much like a fine wine, growing better with age? Brand new Buddy, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | June 26, 2008 | Comments (18)

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Comments

As a tall Canadian named Sarah, I'd like Scott Thompson to adopt me now, please.

Posted by: Sarah at June 26, 2008 3:56 PM

I'm proud to say I own albums by 5 of the 10 women on the Mix Tape Therapy list. Hey, .500 ain't bad.

Also, this just in: Charlize Theron is beautiful, annoying.

Posted by: TK at June 26, 2008 4:10 PM

Was not expecting the naked Kevin McDonald...

Also, yay new Buddy Cole. "You touch Daddy's martini and you will get pinched"

Posted by: demidog at June 26, 2008 4:30 PM

Thanks for adding the kindness plug. You are the best!

Posted by: jessi1974 at June 26, 2008 4:36 PM

i saw a live buddy cole monologue last month in t.o. and it was hilarious. he argued, in great detail, that jesus was a homosexual. oddly, two people sitting in front of us were offended. they also kept shaking their heads at a skit that took the piss out of fat americans. they must have been given the tickets and had no idea what KITH are like.

on another note, are the hogans going to go away anytime soon? i really can't wrap my head around why anybody cares about them.

it's too bad that hulk wasn't sacrificed for junk yard dog.

Posted by: celery at June 26, 2008 4:37 PM

After seeing pictures of Josh Kelley and rainbow killer it makes me think maybe they were the inspiration for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Posted by: Brendan at June 26, 2008 4:39 PM

The gay Jesus monologue was my favorite Buddy Cole monologue ever. Even the boyfriend, who normally thinks the character is tiresome, raved about it.

Posted by: Stacey at June 26, 2008 4:56 PM

I can never make it through all the MTT posts because the center alignment of the text makes me a little batty. Anyone else have this problem? That said, I'm glad to have a list of new female artists to look up.

Posted by: HB at June 26, 2008 5:51 PM

Did anyone check out the rest of that leastuknow.com site? It's pretty funny. Sort of like the Onion or Daily Show, except with real news.

Posted by: Onion lover at June 26, 2008 6:57 PM

I'm sure all of those female artists are capable and talented, but I've only ever heard of one of them. I blame the Internet, and the return of swing music.

Posted by: Todd at June 26, 2008 7:47 PM

Onion lover, those guys are funny, but they can't hold a candle to the Onion. Then again, this is "real" news, so it's kind of apples and oranges.

Posted by: MegaOnionLover at June 26, 2008 8:52 PM

I love Buddy Cole so much! It's so nice to have Canadiana I can be proud of, after Bryan Adams and all. We're still sorry about that.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at June 26, 2008 8:58 PM

Thank you for the info on the Iowa auction; I passed the link on to my animal-activist friends.

Posted by: Jami at June 26, 2008 11:23 PM

Am I the only one who thinks it's kinda childish that Obama even bothered to comment on the claims of some ditzy celebrity? I know plenty of people who have recieved token correspondence from famous people they've written to and totally over-estimated the importance of it, or who generally inflate relationships and acquaintances to more than they are. Yeah, Johansson should probably be more worldly than to make the same mistake, but the response to her doing that is hardly a public slap-down followed by interweb gloating. It just seems crass, is all..

Posted by: Shay at June 27, 2008 9:09 AM

Shay:

My understanding is that after she told the press that she "provides him with advice" in her emails, he has been asked constantly by the media idiots about what advice she gives and how he acts on it so he finally decided to stop that distraction. Actually, I'm glad he decided to comment on it. Nothing turns me off a candidate more than a bunch of self-absorbed celebrities telling me who I should be supporting, and the candidate lapping up the attention. It's refreshing to see a politician shut down that angle.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 27, 2008 10:30 AM

Paddy Dog: Ah, that makes much more sense - being in Ireland, there's a whole load of US news stuff that just doesn't get reported here, and without knowing that, he just sounded kinda mean. In the circumstances, it's a lot more understandable. I'm still not gone on his tone, but then, that could just be a personal dislike of the guy as versus a weird, unexplainable liking towards Scarlett affecting my objectivity ever so slightly.

Posted by: Shay at June 27, 2008 12:31 PM

Shay:

Do yourself a favour and don't listen to anything reported about Obama on DriveTime on RTE. First there was the O'Faolain woman who was so pro-Hillary she practically libeled Obama a few times and now the replacement reporter (I had nothing to do with her death I assure you) is just as bad. I blame Mary Wilson who seems determined to make Obama seem unelectable. Als, this whole "Irish vote" she keeps going on about doesn't exist. There are conservative Republican Irish-Americans, there are wacky Catholic pro-lifers, there are Democrat Union Irish-Americans and then there are lots of Irish people who don't fit in to any of those categories. So this "lobby" she believes holds the swing vote is a complete myth.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 27, 2008 1:21 PM

Those Hillary voters are starting to piss me off, she lost, so get the fuck over it. If you sons of bitches want to vote for Cain to show your displeasure with Obama, well then go do it, and when he have your silly asswipe kids fighting a hundred year bullshit war don't start complaining. If I were Obama i'd tell that poon hound Clinton to pay his old ladies' bills and stop trying to make Obama foot the bill.

Posted by: Pookie at June 27, 2008 3:53 PM