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Ima gonna go find me some babies and party like the welfare check just cleared! (QuizLaw)

You know the other problem with female employees is that whole “having to banish them into the wilderness once a month” thing. It really halts productivity. (Feministing)

Professional Wrestler Chris Benoit has allegedly committed murder-suicide. (Galley Slaves) I’ll let somebody else make an inappropriately hilarious joke about it. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Hmm…. I would say Brad Pitt, but they’re not actually married. Too soon? (CrazyDaysAndNights)

My imaginary schlong’s name is “El Thunder Pillar” — what’s yours? (The Willy Name Generator)

Brooke Hogan never fails to disappoint. And when I say “disappoint” I mean dress like a blind prostitute. (Celebslam)

Who says you need to possess traits such as “good teeth” to model high fashion? Or be even remotely attractive in the first place, for that matter? (Yeeeah!)

Passive! Aggressive! Ninja! After the jump.

Pajiba Love | June 26, 2007 | Comments (18)


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Admiral Dangling Column, at your service! Or, actually, my service AND your service, if you so choose to accept it.

Posted by: nexus 6 at June 26, 2007 3:51 PM

Yes! Nexus, that's the spirit!

Come on people, after yesterday's abysmal PL comment turnout, I want Dick Names, and I want them NOW!

(And yes, that's an order!)

Posted by: litelysalted at June 26, 2007 3:55 PM

lil' pudgy pogo stick. sir!

Posted by: kb at June 26, 2007 3:58 PM

seriously, did i just do that?

Posted by: kb at June 26, 2007 4:02 PM

My husband and I have name his Ralph.
Don't ask. But the generator has named it "The Hanging Giant." Can't say I disagree!

Posted by: Serenade at June 26, 2007 4:05 PM

My husband: Captain Happy and the Joy Boys

Posted by: bebemiqui at June 26, 2007 4:34 PM

With all seriousness:

Chief Fat Long John.

I will expecting the digits at my blog, ladies.

I felt really bad about laughing at the Benoit jokes, but then I realized that I am going to hell anyway, and nobody insulted the kid (which is the really tragic part), so why not?

Posted by: Vermillion at June 26, 2007 4:35 PM

The Trusty Spicy Six-Gun!

(I like nexus's better, dammit!)

Posted by: Ranylt at June 26, 2007 4:36 PM

The Pink Turtle - somehow seems appropriate for my..how did the Fug Girls put it? Ah, yes...polterwang.

Posted by: pinkcheese at June 26, 2007 5:19 PM

Professor Pulsing Club. Hey! I'm a professor!

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at June 26, 2007 8:32 PM

The Haughty Doodle.

Posted by: lunabelle at June 26, 2007 9:16 PM

Saint Merciless Bratwurst.

It's mysterious, yet pure.

Posted by: Brie at June 26, 2007 9:30 PM

"Stubby Baldwin"... the least known of the Baldwin Brothers.AKA: "Mike Ockisard".
I lurve ya, LS.

Posted by: Spender at June 26, 2007 10:11 PM

"good teeth"...who needs 'em?!?

Posted by: idiot dentist at June 27, 2007 12:05 AM

ahem:
Chief Firm Jackrabbit.

can this double as my stripper name, too?

beats "Jamaica Twin Palms"!!!

Posted by: bionic bunny at June 27, 2007 1:47 AM

Brooke Hogan looks waaay too much like her father to ever be attractive.

Sincerely,

The Potent Shotgun.

Posted by: TK at June 27, 2007 9:46 AM

Ranylt,

That's what they ALL say....

cheers!

nexus aka admiral dangling column

Posted by: nexus 6 at June 27, 2007 1:39 PM

Admiral Merciless Sausage.

That sigh by Passive Aggressive Ninja made me spit out my yogurt. Gross, but hysterical.

Posted by: Rachael at June 27, 2007 3:16 PM