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Ha Ha, Jay Leno Still Sucks

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 23, 2010 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 23, 2010 |


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Huh, that was totally smart for NBC to make giant asses out of themselves and throw Conan O'Brien under the bus for the fat sad sack of fart wind Jay Leno, because now "The Tonight Show" as hosted by Jay Leno is underperforming even more than it was with Conan. (Warming Glow)

Even though M. Night Shyamalan's movies have been getting more progressively shitter than my cat's litter box throughout the week, he's got a top secret project in the works with a few big names attached. (Film Drunk)

The posters for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (money never sleeps? What in the silly fuck does that mean anyway?) are out and they look rather Godfather-esque. (Agent Bedhead)

Here are seven of the most memorable reunion movies. I'm not even joking, Romy and Michelle is still one of my all time favorites. (Screen Junkies)

And here are nine unintentionally hilarious movie deaths. (Uproxx)

Los Angeles residents are to be warned: The Andy Dick Terror Level Alert Chart is rapidly approaching "red." (Celebslam)

What's even worse than giving Toy Story 3 a middling review? Comparing it to the Holocaust. Suck on that, haters! Thanks, Jodi! (Slash Film)

Watching a plane go down in a movie from the perspective of the passengers is one of the most uncomfortable things ever, and here is proof. In fact, the only thing more uncomfortable is probably seeing people get sewed together, ass to mouth. (Unreality)

Sexy old broad extraordinaire Helen Mirren has gone topless for New York Magazine. Rowr. (Evil Beet)

WOW. What's the only thing kids hate more than the maths? Terrible rap music, as sung by really unhip white guys. (mental floss)

Jerry Seinfeld says that Lady Gaga is a jerk and he hates her, but that's OK because I think Jerry Seinfeld is a jerk and I hate him; and now I just want to tie him to a chair and force him to listen to "Poker Face" until his ears bleed. (Celebitchy)

Yesterday I got totally excited about the new Donkey Kong Country video game, but if it's even possible I may be more excited for this video game where cute teddy bears beat the motherloving crap out of each other. (Gamma Squad)

Now, I don't want to start any slanderous, horrible rumors or anything, but Gary Coleman's widow or ex-wife or whatever the hell she was almost definitely murdered him. (DListed)

I'm a little late posting this -- which has inadvertently become a pattern with me lately -- but here's an excellent mash-up to Keisha's (I refuse to put that asinine dollar sign in there) hateful, hateful song "Tik Tok" (which I also refuse to spell in asinine sticky caps):

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