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Jennifer Aniston has a new boyfriend, is probably pregnant and was abducted by aliens. OK, so not really any of those things are true but she did go on a date with Bradley Cooper. (Webster's)
Here's a look at what exactly it is that makes a Sam Mendes film. (Film School Rejects)
If you guys weren't aware, PBS has got a new documentary out called Ask Not, which explores the history of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." I haven't seen it yet but it looks like a fascinating watch. (FourFour)
Steven Soderbergh and Brad Pitt's Moneyball shut down production on the eve of filming when Columbia pictures thought better of financing it. Or, they figuratively took their "money" "ball" and went home with it. Zing! (Celebitchy)
Year One was so bad it actually make "SNL" alum Victoria Jackson cry. But to be fair, she's kind of, you know, insane. (Film Drunk)
I grew weary of "I'm a Celebrity..." after week two, so apparently I missed bugs implanting larvae into Stephen Baldwin's skin. Jesus H. Christ. (Seriously? OMG!)
What if "Lost" were really a 90's sitcom? OK, I don't even watch "Lost" (I know, I know ...) and I found this hilarious. Thanks, Jerce! (TV Squad)
Wow, can you believe Meryl Street is 60 already? Well, yeah, I can kind of believe it. At any rate, here are 60 ways to celebrate Meryl Streep. (Film Experience)
If you thought Asher Roth was a huge turd, check out the new "rap" sensation "sweeping Fox Nation." If by "sweeping Fox Nation" they mean confusing the hell out of bewildered audience members. Thanks, Rita! (Daily Kos)
Here's a live-blogging of the Much Music Video Awards, which I guess is like the Canadian version of the VMA's, except it's Canadian so nobody cares. Aw, just teasing, my little Northern friends. (Notes On Bar Napkins)
Can you pick out these famous TV homes? It's harder than you'd think, I only scored four out of ten on this quiz. (mental floss)
"What am I? What am I?" This clip has been around for awhile, but I've yet to see and it totally made me laugh, so hopefully it will be new to you guys too. Thanks, Lauren!
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