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Sitcom Moms you totally wanted to fuck. Don’t even act like you’re better than that! (Cracked)

I’m not even sure what the hell to make of this. You’ll just have to see it for yourself. (YouTube)

Duckman! Remember Duckman? I loved that show. Well, this is about a different Duckman, unfortunately — however this one loves pornos, too. (QuizLaw)

Rosie O’Donnell is a bigot against straights. (The Evil Beet)

If a man ever tried to pull this shit with me? I would hand him his testicles in a doggie bag. No joke. (Feministing)

Maybe Michael Moore should make a film about this. Oh wait… (Celebitchy)

Evangeline Lilly loves getting her picture taken. (IDLYITW)

In case you were wondering — the Screen Actors Guild guidelines do cover condiment usage on newborn actors. Thank goodness, because otherwise? Mmm… Delicious, delicious babies. (Slate)

And speaking of babies, a bunch of famous people had some. Yawn. (Yeeeah!)

If you haven’t seen it yet, after the jump we have the new Paul McCartney/Apple commercial. Because, seriously — Paul has not looked this ridiculously freakin’ adorable in decades. (Suck on that, you one-legged bitch!)

Pajiba Love | June 19, 2007 | Comments (18)


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That Feministing piece is the scariest thing I've seen in ages...seriously 1408 can't be that scary!

Posted by: clarity at June 19, 2007 5:11 PM

RE: MILF: LOL! #6 is Jesse Katsopolis...Dude! I love whoever put this list together.

Posted by: zambonigirl at June 19, 2007 6:57 PM

Oh, Paul. I love you no matter what Ted Nugent says.

Posted by: Sarafina at June 19, 2007 7:19 PM

Clair Huxatable was my first older woman crush. And I always thought Kelly was grossly overrated and Peg Bundy was sexy as hell. I never understood why Al didn't want to have sex with her more. If he didn't want to, my 8-year-old self was certainly up for the challenge. What can I say? I was advanced for my age.

The Feministing article highlights something I found out some time ago: that in a dom/sub relationship, the submissive is the one who has the real power, because they can end it all by refusing to play anymore. A person can only have as much power over you as you let them. Too many people don't realize that, and those are the kinds of people who think trash like that book is helpful for relationships.

In order to end on a high note, I think I may be a submissive. I have no one to test it though. I would ask LS, but I may say something wrong and end up a falsetto.

Read my blog and give me attention!

Posted by: Vermillion at June 19, 2007 8:39 PM

"Suck on that you one-legged bitch"

That may be the funniest thing I've ever read on Pajiba, and the bar is set pretty high.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 19, 2007 8:46 PM

V, I just sent your online SW RPG thready-page to a RL friend of mine who is a massive SW geek AND online RPG gamer.

If he doesn't bite, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: Ranylt at June 19, 2007 8:51 PM

Thanks a lot, RanyIt. We just need about one or two more before we begin, hopefully by July 2.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 19, 2007 8:55 PM

Is it just me, or is Joanna Kearns easily in the top 2 on that list? I absolutely agree about Peg Bundy -- I was still sort of coveting her when she showed up on "Lost" -- but Maggie Seaver was H-O-T hot!

And Rosie O'Donnell: Please, everyone needs to acknowledge that she is over and move on. Is she still getting coverage because of the uninentional comedy factor?

And, oy, "The Surrendered Wife" -- isn't that too easy a target to even be amusing? Isn't it a bit obvious that anyone involved in such a relationship or actually reading that book as self-help is either nutbag or a douchebag? Still and all, I think the "rape" word gets thrown around a bit loosely sometimes in reference to ill-advised choices that are still voluntary choices. Unless there's physical force or some other kind of duress involved, women choosing to be in a "surrendered" relationship are ... well, "choosing." But, yes, it's fucking creepy that anyone would do that.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 19, 2007 9:11 PM

That Evangeline Lilly bit made me laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Gabs at June 19, 2007 11:23 PM

Paul looks a lot like David Tennant (a.k.a. Doctor who #10) in that commercial, which makes me oh so very happy.

Posted by: Mimi at June 19, 2007 11:42 PM

Paul is indeed adorable.

This doesn't stop me from being so sick to death of that commercial that I want to put a brick through the TV whenever it comes on.

Posted by: Kevin at June 20, 2007 2:06 AM

The Feministing piece is absolutely horrifying. It made my blood boil right up until I realised that I pretty much was a surrendered woman in my last relationship. Then it just made me sad.

Apple adverts are the reason I'm glad that I no longer watch TV. Paul is cute though. And the "one legged bitch" comment just made me choke on my cereal. Brilliant.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 20, 2007 4:18 AM

That commercial is just so friggin' cute I'll never get sick of it. I want to pinch him on the cheek every time I see it.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 20, 2007 7:57 AM

Off-topic a bit: Rosie O'Donnell's brother is a New York State Assemblyman - he recently sponsored same-sex marriage legislation, and it passed the Assembly last night.

Posted by: Kolby at June 20, 2007 11:24 AM

Wow. I hate Paul McCartney with a passion, and every time I enter a Starbucks where his stupid face is staring back at me in the checkout line, I want to throw the records all over the store. That said, it's a perfectly adorable ad. And according to a conversation I had with my hairdresser yesterday, Heather Mills is a lecherous bitch who should be happy she has at least one leg to walk on. I didn't say that, I swear to God!

Posted by: Rachael at June 20, 2007 1:51 PM

Heh, Rachael -- I hate Starbucks with a passion and the thought of Paul McCartney whoring his album out there make me want to go throw his records all over the store. Agree to disagree?

And as far as the Heather Mills burn goes -- feel free to say I said it. I don't mind. ;)

Posted by: litelysalted at June 20, 2007 1:59 PM

I'm sentimental about Paul McCartney, but I frakkin hate that song. Someone (here?) pointed me to the video with all the ghosts dancing around, and while I wanted to watch the visuals, I gave up around the fifth or sixth repetition of that puerile tune and its bridge. Gah! My students write more complex songs than that, and they're writing for people with developmental disabilities.

Posted by: Louise at June 20, 2007 2:47 PM

litely, i second you there!
i've always said "starbucks" is a communist plot!

i was married briefly to a one-legged bastard. not briefly enough, but at least he's dead now-we can only hope for sir paul's ex.

i won't even go into the book thing and the above mentioned bastard. too close for comfort!

Posted by: bionic bunny at June 20, 2007 2:53 PM