James Franco Might Be Gay (Then Again, He Might Not Be)
As if it weren't already painfully, painfully clear that the Perry-Brand union will be decidedly short-lived, the couple has gone and gotten matching tattoos to seal the deal. (Yeeeah!)
Here are six filmmakers who are even more reliable than Willow Rosenberg. (PW)
HOLY COW. Did you guys see the video of that cop punching that teenage girl in the face? Not that that is even remotely excusable, but you have to admit Chris Rock does make a point when he says "Shut the fuck up." (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Here's some barf-worthy new couple news: Padma Lakshmi and David Spade. Oh God, that hurt just to type. (Celebitchy)
Hey, Alexander Skarsgard fangirls, guess who just scored a role in the new Battleship movie? I think I can hear Cindy crying from here. (Screen Junkies)
Good news! For the mere price of $150, you can have your own Captain Mal figurine that looks almost nothing like Nathan Fillion. (Topless Robot)
Magnolia pictures are in negotiations to distribute that Joaquin Phoenix "documentary" that sounds like basically a scat film with some drugs thrown in for good measure. Really, any good scat film would probably have some drugs, though. (The Playlist)
I missed this yesterday, but Jeremy London went to police with a highly suspicious story that he had been kidnapped and forced to do drugs. Sounds like somebody has been watching too much "Six Feet Under." (Warming Glow)
The comic strip "Little Orphan Annie" is ending it's run after eighty-five years, and surprise! She's a lesbian! No, just kidding, she's actually a Republican. (Zelda Lily)
This story is too hilarious not to post: Dina Lohan got into a fight with Carvel -- as in, the ice cream franchise -- after she abused an "ice cream for life" card which was issued to her daughter Ali. The best part? Carvel OWNED the bitch. (DListed)
Wow. I had no idea of just the sheer number of Tom Hanks films which include some kind of urination scene. And yep, there's a quiz for that. (mental floss)
Lastly, this isn't the sort of thing I normally post around here, (so before you get any ideas: NO) but for my good friend Jeremy Feist: I wanted to give a shout out to any Toronto area 'jibans who might be looking for a roomie and wouldn't mind a gossip blogger slash gay porn star crashing with them. If so, you can email Jeremy here.
Snoop Dog is a really big fan of "True Blood." In fact, Snoop Dog loves "True Blood" so much that he wrote a song about wanting to bang Sookie:
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