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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 18, 2008 |


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I declare today National Mike Myers Sucks Day! First up, I'd boycott The Love Guru solely on the premise that it undoubtedly buh-lows, but the Hindus have their own reasons. (BBC News)

And if that ain't enough to do it for you, perhaps news that Mike Myers is actually a huge honkin' dickhead will. (WIMB)

Stop right there, or I'll sic my, uh, slow-moving, domesticated reptile on you. (QuizLaw)

At first I thought a fighting game pitting the two Coreys against each other sounded retarded. But after kicking Feldman's sorry ass, I felt strangely satisfied. (AETV)

In sadder news, the lovely and talented Cyd Charisse has passed away. (TVInTheWoods)

I know a guy, who for the purposes of anonymity we'll call "Justin Moles," who likes Rachel Bilson so much that I heard he actually cried one time when TiVO failed to record "The O.C." True story. Maybe. (Popoholic)

New Strawberry Chex gives you the sensations of drinking pink milk without the requisite shame that goes with purchasing pink milk. (TIB)

Paramount tries to let old Tom Cruise down easy, with the old, "Well, we'll still let you direct.." line for MI4. Ha ha, bitch! (Celebitchy)

For those of you who enjoyed our summer doc guide, here's Werner Herzog talking about his new film, Encounters at the End of the World. (Gothamist)

Some of you like this website, and some of you don't like this website. But one thing I know for certain that we can all agree about, is hating Tila Tequila. (IDLYITW)

Pufftard says to make sure your balls are pleasant smelling and free of any pubic hair. What? We were just asking for party tips! (The Blemish)

Lastly, our dear friend Alabama Pink is back in the hospital, and could use some well wishes if you have some to send her way. (Whoa, Camel!)

After the jump: OK, either this clip is fucking hysterical or I'm drunk at work again.

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