Pajiba

I read Jessica Lynch's story in my Glamour last week, and I was really touched by how strong she is, and how much she cares about the truth and bringing the rest of the troops home.

Also, how wrong is it, really, that I am already turned on by the mere thought of Christian Bale in that getup? Oh, momma!

You aren't the only one getting turned on, Kolby. Wait, did I type that out loud...?

Anyway, why does it seem like people took Angelina seriously when she said that? I thought she was joking and poking fun at her image as a serial adopter. Did I miss something?

Also, while she could still use some more mass, I would still let her sex me with the might of a thousand suns. I say it that way because no one nails Angelina Jolie, she nails you.

That Jessica Lynch article was saddening. That people would call her unpatriotic and send her hate mail is angering beyond words. She may not have been the female Rambo folks wanted her to be, but she still survived more than most of the blatantly ignorant complainers could comprehend. And even though no one could really blame her if she took the credit, she chose to tell the truth constantly, only to be unceremoniously dumped by our oh-so-caring-for-the-soldiers government. She is a hero as far as I am concerned, and if I have a daughter, that is the kind of woman I wish she looks up to instead of whatever crap Mattel tries to push.

Plus, who WOULD want to be like Rambo at this point, especially after that trailer?

So diggin' on the bicycle wheel stealing song. And its security camera! Nice one. I think I'm a gonna write me a song about the guy who regularly used to come into our restaurant to collect bottles we'd put aside for him, and then he randomly one day pickpocketed our coats hanging on the staff coat rack (there was a witness), one pocket of which had my engagement ring in it, which my boy had lovingly spent his whole 400 dollar a month pay check on, because I didn't want to get it covered in muffin batter and soup stock. Long story. But basically, there was this guy...

Sucks that guy had his bike wheel stolen, but Bruce McCulloch has the handle on the "why'd you steal my bike wheel?" comedy gag. Shenans!