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If you go see the new Hairspray remake, you’re actively supporting homophobia. What?! (Yeeeah!)

A Sopranos spin-off? Already? Pssssyche! (YesButNoButYes)

A eulogy to a trusted and beloved friend — who right now is likely sitting on a cloud with my old hairdryer in small appliance heaven. (Slowly Going Bald)

Am I seeing double? My brain just can’t process this right now. (Junkiness)

Angelina Jolie wears a $26 dress. Will you please just shut the fuck up already, Angelina Jolie? (Celebitchy)

When a “manzire” just won’t cut it anymore. (NY Times)

Smokin’ hot Rock & Roll Queens. He almost lost me at Sheryl Crow, but all in all a pretty good list. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Johnny Depp handles this interview much in the same way I handle my crazy, deaf Grandmother — with a lot of polite smiling and vigorous nodding. (IDLYITW)

Manny joins the ranks of QuizLaw with a heroic boneheaded tale of police evasion. Wish him well, everybody! (QuizLaw)

I think you can actually witness — on Bob Barker’s face — the precise moment that Bob Barker decides to retire after the jump.

Pajiba Love | June 14, 2007 | Comments (21)


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"There aren't words to describe how much I love this woman. Liz, if you ever read this -- please for God's sake have sex with me. My wife says it's okay. I swear, if I ever get leukemia or something, that's gonna be my request to the Make-a-Wish foundation."

Heeeee. I love Chez.

Posted by: Julie at June 14, 2007 4:02 PM

I'd turn for a night with Shirley Manson. Seriously. Apparently the Scottish accent gets me every time, male or female. Nice list.

Posted by: em at June 14, 2007 4:31 PM

That kid from the Price is Right is wearing my school's shirt. Go figure. What a moron. Let me guess, acting major? Or budding comedian?

Posted by: Laura Jean at June 14, 2007 4:36 PM

Who, not whom.

Think of he and him. They match up.

Posted by: grammar jerk at June 14, 2007 4:51 PM

I said it there, and I'll say it here. Any list like Chez's needs Jenny Lewis for me to truly be on board. God, I love her.

Is it me, or did Jolie go from sexy-hot to scary-skinny?

And I don't think we need to bother boycotting Hairspray. I mean... who's going to go see it anyway? That should probably take care of itself.

Posted by: TK at June 14, 2007 4:56 PM

I have already issued my challenge to Chez on his site. No need to repeat it here.

Dammit Johnny Depp! Stop being so damn cool. Aaron Eckhart is the only man for me! Also, anyone who can handle Japanese fandom can handle anybody. They corner the market on pop culture worship.

Please someone, I beg you to make a shirt, hat, any item of clothing that features the words "Puerto Rican Bouncy Ball". It will be the perfect Father's Day gift for Manny.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 14, 2007 5:34 PM

I'm with him -- Pink is butch as hell, and hot too.

Siouxie Sioux was a goddess in my New Wave days.

Melissa Auf Der Maur. That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Meander at June 14, 2007 5:36 PM

Dee-Lite anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: Manny at June 14, 2007 5:40 PM

"I'm gonna give you the prize. Now get the FUCK off my stage!"

Bless you, Bob.

Posted by: wavemaven at June 14, 2007 5:40 PM

"I'm gonna give you the prize. Now get the FUCK off my stage!"

Bless you, Bob.

Posted by: wavemaven at June 14, 2007 5:40 PM

m' man johnny has grown up SOOO much in the last 10 years!!
that little clip just affirms my unnatural love for him!

Posted by: bionic bunny at June 14, 2007 6:22 PM

"Is it me, or did Jolie go from sexy-hot to scary-skinny?"

Indeed she did, like most of the female population I used to have a serious girl-crush on her (since the days of Hackers, man that movie was bad)... now her forearms give me nightmares.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 15, 2007 4:25 AM

I lurve Siouxsie Sioux. My love for her was cemented when I read the following in Uncut Magazine:

Interviewer: Ever murdered anyone?
Siouxsie Sioux: I haven't, but there've been times when I've felt like I might. Touring with a band is an ideal occupation for a serial killer. You could do away with the kind of people who wouldn't be missed. Like rock journalists.

Sometimes when I read a particularly bad article in Rolling Stone, I wish for Siouxsie to smite them.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 15, 2007 7:39 AM

Thank GOD I'm not the only one who is so over Angie's attitude. Who issues a PRESS RELEASE about their 26 dollar dress? I think the dripping diamonds cancel out any "I'm just like you!"-ness of that cheap dress. I hate her.

Posted by: CDell at June 15, 2007 10:09 AM

i'm wearing a $4 tank top. yay me.

Posted by: kb at June 15, 2007 11:40 AM

I'm wearing an electric tampon and a foot with a vagina in it.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 15, 2007 11:55 AM

fannnntastic.

Posted by: kb at June 15, 2007 12:51 PM

Teenage Mutant Retard Felon Correra to a high-rise where he employed the ancient art of Holy Crap Fu.

And this is why we love Manny so much, bitchez.

Poor Bob Barker. He probably saw his life flash before his eyes right there, and realized that it just wasn't worth it.

As for Johnny Depp-sometimes I forget how devastatingly beautiful he is, and then I see a picture of him, and it all comes back to me.

Posted by: zambonigirl at June 15, 2007 1:40 PM

That's the second time I've had admiration for Bob Barker -- the first, of course, is when he beat the tar out of Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore. God bless our octogenerian showmen!

Posted by: Capn Gravy at June 15, 2007 5:23 PM

That list lacked the three following ladies:

Emily Haines
Jenny Lewis
Karen O

That is all.

Posted by: Sarah at June 15, 2007 7:54 PM

I half expected Bob Barker to say "The price is wrong, bitch!" Seriously, I don't know how he had the strength not to cuss at that idiot.

Angelina Jolie seriously needs to eat something. When I see people that skinny, it makes me want to scoop them up, bring them home, and cook for them. It's very sad, and I cannot stand it that Miss Speak Out Against Injustice appears to have succumbed to antiquated notions of beauty at the expense of her health.

Posted by: A Marine's Wife at June 16, 2007 3:52 PM