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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 12, 2008 |


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If -- or probably more accurately, when -- The Happening becomes the biggest joke of M. Night's deteriorating career, I know who's going to be laughing the hardest of all. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Warning: Contents may be cold. If you are subject to symptoms of brain freeze, please consult a licensed physician before consuming. (QuizLaw)

Katharine Heigl is an ungrateful, deluded piece of shit. If only someone could have foreseen this... (WIMB) And speaking of delusional, guess who singlehandedly saved gay marriage? (WIMB)

McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich is smaller than Prisco's dick. (TIB)

There is no celebrity couple, or for that matter celebrity couple name, I love more than Filliam H. Muffman. Seriously, how flipping cute are they? (Celebitchy)

If you can imagine my most incredulous tone of voice -- is Jimmy Kimmel
wearing a Cosby Sweater?! (Popoholic)

Queen Shit of Turd Hills makes Forbes "Celebrity 100" list. (Celebslam)

Is the world ready for bipartisan relationships? (MixTapeTherapy)

Pam Anderson's biggest fan surprisingly resembles a gay Dwight Schrute. (IDLYITW)

With the network's original programming starting to go the way of the dodo, HBO is sniffing around Funny or Die. (CC Insider)

I'm not even joking, I saw these exact same things in a penny candy store run by two sweet old ladies in Port Clinton, PA and almost blew a gasket. (YBNBY)

I try not to get too political up in this bitch, but I kinda loved this short film, in which a sampling of Americans explain why they're voting republican, after the jump.

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