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When I Think About You, I Touch Myself

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 11, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 11, 2009 |


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Here's a retrospective list of some of the best "been caught masturbating" scenes ever captured on film. It's an art, really. (Screen Junkies)

Bret Michaels says that he risks going into diabetic shock and dying so he can sufficiently "pleasure" his ladies. And they say chivalry is dead. (Webster's)

Ha ha! Stupid Miss California is out of a job, and of course it's like this big thing now. Oh boo hoo, you're not the bikini and formal wear-wearing representative of your state anymore. (DListed)

Our own Beckylooo got to attend a taping of "So You Think You Can Dance" and here is a full report back from the front lines. (TV Falls in the Woods)

As you've already heard, "It's Always Sunny" is currently in town filming. Any other Philly residents want to join me for some stalking? I'll wear my best stalking pants. (Philebrity) & (Philly.com)

I have absolutely no intention of seeing a Whedon-less "Buffy" movie, yet these casting rumors going around still made me want to punch things. (Bloody Disgusting)

This is awesome. Shepard Smith calls out all the insane Fox viewers who routinely email with their psychotic ramblings about Obama. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Here's another round of The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth. If you have a fear of spiders, I'd suggest not clicking because I went a bit lightheaded, myself. (atom)

I've been documenting Heather Graham's poor fashion choices during the international The Hangover premiere-a-palooza -- but seriously now, what the fuck Heather Graham?! (Popoholic)

This is too bizarre not to link: Monica Lewinsky surfaces after nearly a decade to hang out with ... Alan Cumming? OK, I'll buy it. (Celebitchy)

Sigh. here are seven signs that you've become an adult. Although, I tend to think people do still think it's cute when I fuck up. Come on! I'm a lovable drunk! (Holy Taco)

The two hot Danicas showdown. McKellar vs. Patrick. Anyone who's been religiously reading The Love for awhile doesn't have to ask which side I fall on. (Jezebel)

Was it a good day today? Well let's see, according to this handy flow chart based on Ice Cube's song "It was a Good Day Today." Thanks, AdaHaze! (Flickr)

Remember Dixie Carter from "Designing Women?" Of course you do. But I bet you didn't know that she was balls-to-the-wall shit house insane, did you?

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