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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 11, 2007 |



J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape

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And this is precisely why we have to suffer through three fucking Shrek movies instead of Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman or an Onion sketch comedy movie featuring Steven Seagal playing a character named "Cock Puncher." (Premiere)

10 stand-out performances in the finely honed craft of film Doucherrey. (Your Mom's Basement)

I'm a sucker for a good vampire flick, and this one -- the film adaptation of 30 Days of Night -- looks like it might not even suck! (Popoholic)

Who'd you rather -- revolting product edition. Disembodied vagina foot (Feministing) or JalapeƱo SPAM? (The Impulsive Buy)

This sounds kind of eerily similar to that scene in The Ice Storm -- only because it happened in real life, naturally there was the requisite legal buffoonery involved. (QuizLaw)

Meryl Streep's daughter is the new Meryl Streep! (The Evil Beet)

A bitchin' round of high-fives for everyone who made "The Sopranos" possible. (Galley Slaves)

And here are some other noteworthy series finales. Although if you ask me, it can't be a complete list without "The Wonder Years." Or "Buffy." Come on! (YesButNoButYes)

Further proof you can market damn near anything with nekkid people. (Agent Bedhead)

After the jump -- a very special chapter of Harry Potter.

Pajiba Love | June 11, 2007 | Comments ()



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