Commemorating Many Years of Dead Rainbows
By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (36)
Since I quite enjoyed starting yesterday’s installment with false rumors, let’s continue that trend. Word on the virtual street is that Katherine Heigl (who’s really 31 years old) is celebrating her 40th birthday. This seems rather cruel until one checks out her hairdo in these photos. (Yeeeah!)
Whoa, Jaden Smith’s parents must really encourage the method-acting concept… seeing as their son currently plays a kid who gets his ass repeatedly handed to him. (Film Drunk)
The mystery of Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP-mandated “friendship divorce” has likely been solved, so at least we know what the voodoo dolls look like within this mutually-aggrandizing ex-relationship. (Celebitchy)
Here’s a preview of the upcoming first look at Tangled, the latest movie from Walt Disney Animation Studios. (/Film)
Tim Burton is pondering the Monsterpocalypse project. Ten bucks that Burton’s just waiting on a call from Johnny Depp before making the decision. (Screen Junkies)
This is just so wrong that it should be outlawed on principle, but Golden Girls: An XXX MILF Parody now has a trailer. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Unnecessary sequels are a necessary evil of Hollywood, but, surely, there are no possibilities of Titanic sequel, right? (Agent Bedhead)
One of Kanye West’s pimped-out luxury vehicles was stolen and totaled. Why won’t u people let Kanye be great??? (Pop on the Pop)
Hey, iPad suckers. You’ll be none too pleased with AT&T’s major security breach that potentially exposed confidential information from 114,000 user accounts. The kicker here is that the breach was discovered by Goatse Security. (Gawker)
Jennifer Aniston has reportedly signed on for a comic-murder flick. The role would require Jen to break a nail while masturbating. Damn, I hate it when that happens. (Page Six)
8 Actors Who Haven’t been Shortlisted for a Superhero Role (but, allegedly, should be): Jon Hamm? C’mon. (Movieline)
In other “Mad Men”-related happenings, January Jones does the Walk of Shame at 10:30 am (wearing the previous night’s dress) following a wild oceanic night out. (WWTDD)
Finally, we’ve arrived at today’s semi-viral video. Ice Cube and The Roots did a live version of NWA’s “Straight Outta Compton” with Kirk Douglas (sorry, not that one) pinch hitting for Eazy-E. It’s not only a reminder of what rap music used to be but may cause culture shock amongst those who only know the Cube from his dreadful movies: (TwitVid)
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Comments
Posted by: figgy at June 10, 2010 1:10 PM
Jon Hamm was robbed of Green Lantern.
*dreams of tights*