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In correlation with Dave Eggers' fantastic (or so I've heard) Away We Go, here's a six-pack of screenplays penned by novelists. (PW)
Sad news for you guys, Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend have sadly ended their relationship. I'm pretty broken up about it myself -- I really hoped he'd at least get her pregnant first. (Webster's)
Seth sent this link, saying he wanted to nerd it up for all the math and science geeks: "I'm sure my fellow geeks already love the XKCD. But if you don't, and you consider yourself a geek or nerd, this should bring you over. I just watched Superbad, and I think I laughed harder at this than at any joke in the flick." (xkcd)
Harold Ramis talks to Spout about the impending Ghostbusters movie, which I know you're all just frothing at the mouth over. (Spout)
Here's the backstory on celebrity stage names and why they picked them. You mean to tell me Lady Gaga wasn't born as Lady Gaga? I feel completely betrayed. (mental floss)
Because I rarely include any think pieces around here anymore, here's the latest from our own Steven Lloyd Wilson. (Burning Violin)
Here's an interview with iconic graphic artist Shepard Fairey. True story, when I was in college in the 90's, I had one of his Andre the Giant stickers on my portfolio and some redneck in my Freshmen-level English class asked if I was a "wrestling fan." (A.V. Club)
Residents in Yakima, Washington can now actually be fined for having poor taste. (Zelda Lily)
If Will Arnett and Amy Poehler's baby is going to be the funniest baby alive, then I wonder what Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett's baby will turn out to be? (Yeeeah!)
This is the perfect invention for everyone who avoids the break room like the plague because they hate their coworkers so goddamn much. (Serious Eats)
Ben & Jerry's have released a new Sir. Elton John-themed ice cream, and contrary to popular belief it won't make you turn gay just by eating it. (Impulsive Buy)
It looks like Heather Graham is a bit rusty on picking out movie premiere dresses, because I think she's been getting them at Fredrick's of Hollywood. (Popoholic)
So apparently Sweden has one of those annoying "Got Talent" shows, except this is the sort of thing that happens on it. God bless Europe and their rampant nudity: (Sort of NSFW)
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