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Because I’m running behind today and apparently have nothing better to do than take this 1930’s housewife test… I scored a (-6)! Go me! (Jezebel)

And here’s more outdated hilarium with old “Weight Watchers” recipe cards. Via LoveBites! (CandyBoots)

Agent Bedhead introduces the “Bedhead Hall of Shame” and a hot new look. (Agent Bedhead)

This week’s obits: Courtney Cox’s FX show “Dirt” (WIMB) and the functioning eyeballs of anyone who saw Jack Black’s nude scene in Margot at the Wedding. (WIMB)

I just hope the potential jurors are allowed to carry a “huge notebook” to hide their respective boners with. (QuizLaw)

So, I met a very cool lady this past weekend who runs this very hip advice blog which some of you may be acquainted with — and it’s way past due for the rest of us to get caught up. (MixTapeTherapy)

John Williams points us to this worthy organization which rescues cast aside race horses from being slaughtered. (ASWOBA)

And on the complete fucking other end of the spectrum, we have PETA; who is “helping” save animals by harassing the Olsen Twins. (Celebitchy)

I’m late reporting on this whole Clint Eastwood-Spike Lee kerfuffle as I tend to avoid these type of stories like the plague. But wow, what a dumbshit. (IDLYITW)

To those keeping up with Chez’s saga, this week our intrepid hero ventures back into the belly of the CNN/Time Warner Beast. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Here’s one that never occurred to me before: taunting potential thieves by way of confrontational note. Smooth move, Ex Lax! (PA Notes)

I’m a simple gal, and easily amused — so here are some hilariously inappropriate newspaper typos and misplaced clip art. (mental floss)

Following that, we have this unintentional news graphic comedy, after the jump.

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Comments

I don't really understand the mixtape therapy blog, but that's okay. Maybe we just don't have enough music in common. And I wish I knew you hadn't done the Weight Watchers cards, so I could then forget to suggest them. But, yes, glorious glory, those cards.

Posted by: Jay at June 10, 2008 3:53 PM

While I can understand Spike's grievances, he lost me at the "plantation" remark. That's bullshit, and it makes him sound like an ass.

Posted by: Brie at June 10, 2008 4:09 PM

Those Weight Watchers cards and blurbs are from Wendy McClure's book The Amazing Mackerel Pudding Plan and it's an insanely funny book that is never at rest on my coffee table for more than 2 minutes at a time when we have people over.

Posted by: Jen Vegas at June 10, 2008 4:10 PM

Sorry, that Weight Watchers stuff, while amusing, is a direct rip-off of James Lileks' Gallery of Regrettable Food, which used to be on his site before he published the book. I see he's published a second book on the same theme. Hys-fucking-terical.

Posted by: Jerce at June 10, 2008 4:24 PM

Didn you notice the level of racism in the comments section? They even tied it to Obama. I mean I understand being upset that Lee took Eastwood to task over a race issue. I mean yeah, I get it Eastwood's a white male Icon and he's immune from any criticism. Fanboy white pride and lust, I understand.

But you would think Lee whizzed on the Grand Dragon of the KKK the way those people reacted.

Posted by: Chuck B. at June 10, 2008 4:33 PM

I understand Lee's beef, but I must admit to finding it hilarious that Eastwood didn't crumble in the face of Lee's criticism. Lee's a pretty tough adversary and is armed with serious directorial skills and a decent command of history and Eastwood basically blew him off. That might be a first.

Posted by: samantha t at June 10, 2008 4:50 PM

I scored a -7 on that quiz.

Posted by: Melody at June 10, 2008 4:53 PM

There have been experiments that prove that people can process misspelled words pretty easily as long as the first and last letter are correct and all the letters that should be there are. Which is why, when I saw the "Incest Repellent," it took me a while to figure out what the problem was.

Posted by: Todd at June 10, 2008 5:03 PM

Hey Jay,

What's there to "get" about Mix Tape Therapy? She offers advice and a music mix...even if you don't love her music, she's funny as hell.

Posted by: Becca at June 10, 2008 5:14 PM

I love that Eastwood was just like "STFU." Lee constantly sets out to be inflammatory, and while that's all to the good (or often to the good) in his movies, he totally deserved to get shut down in this case. Eastwood wasn't being racist; "a guy like that" meant "a guy who likes to start shit," not "a guy who is inferior."

Posted by: Geetch at June 10, 2008 5:41 PM

I got an 11 on that marriage quiz! I am an awesome wife. On the other hand, my husband got 15. I wonder what that means... my husband is a better wife than me? Weird!

Posted by: megbon at June 10, 2008 5:52 PM

I once saw Spike Lee taken to task by a frat boy at our college. He was lambasting us for being a racist nation, and a racist college (remember Lee Chapel with the Confederate Flags from my other story? cause I know you do.) and how he tries in his movies to foster a healthy and positive racial discourse. So this kid stood up and said, "So in Do The Right Thing, when Mookie throws the trashcan through the window of the pizza parlor, what was the positive message you were trying to send?" He looks at him, and says, "Man, if you were black, you wouldn't need to ask me that question." The kid blinks once and says, "But you are, so that's why I'm asking you."

I admire the movies Spike Lee has made, but he's lost more touch with his audience than Woody Allen.

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at June 10, 2008 5:58 PM

I discovered James Lileks and Candyboots about the same time, so I'm not sure who came first. Candy's is all about Weight Watchers, while Lilek's is all about different companies publishing recipes for their own products. Both are hilarious.

And the newspaper typos were very funny, too. My parents ran a department store and ran an ad for knit shirts once. The newspaper left the R out of shirts. Most successful ad they ever ran. A lot of people stopped in to see what really was on sale. And the funny thing is, Mom, Dad and I all proofread the ad and never caught the mistake.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 10, 2008 6:11 PM

megbon, my husband is also a better "wife" than I am. God bless him. Always keeps his pantyhose seams straight.

Posted by: greer at June 10, 2008 7:00 PM

Chuck B.- IDLYITW has the most racist, misogynistic readership I have ever come across (and I read the IMDb boards). This is the tip of the iceberg, my friend.
I had to watch that video five times to catch that caption. Lord.

Posted by: Lannie at June 10, 2008 7:00 PM

I discovered James Lileks and Candyboots about the same time, so I'm not sure who came first.

Well, see, BWeaves, I am sure. If I hadn't been sure, I wouldn't have posted.

Nothin' againt CandyBoots, 'cause she's fairly funny and all; but she wasn't first.

Posted by: Jerce at June 10, 2008 7:48 PM

What's there to "get" about Mix Tape Therapy?

As I suspected, I'm taking it too literally. Since her advice posts are only part of the content it looks confusingly all over the map to me.

Posted by: Jay at June 10, 2008 8:15 PM

It seems the only way Spike can get press nowadays (Rather than, say, make a decent movie...)is to start stirring up some racial controversy over movies released a couple of years ago. C'mon dude; is this what you've been reduced to?

And of all the filmmakers to pick on, Eastwood? The guy is at the point in his life (Read: Beyond geriatric.) where he could give a monkey's butt what anyone thinks of him. It's commendable the man's still directing movies; he's neigh on 80. What was Spike expecting? Some big mea culpa?

Seriously dude, pick your battles.

And DAMN, Weight Watchers has come along way. I can see how women used to loose weight; if those were my food options, I'd have starved.

Posted by: Alabamapink at June 10, 2008 10:41 PM

Best clip ever.

Who do you think that weatherman pissed off in editing?

Posted by: Tammy at June 10, 2008 10:55 PM

Those Weight Watchers recipes bring back memories. I joined the program in the '70's.(Yes, I am that old, and fat.) The program was ridiculously restrictive then, so people came up with some bizarre concoctions. My mom and I were both members, and I remember one time she tried to make "coconut" candy. It was some mixture of coconut flavoring, dry potato flakes(for the coconut texture) and milk. You mixed it up, poured it into a shallow plate, and put it in the freezer to harden. After she had made it and placed it in the freezer, my brother came in and went to get out some ice. He took one look at the candy and yelled "who froze the puke?!?" Needless to say, Mother never made that candy again. Incidentally, I never tasted it, mostly because I don't like coconut, and yes, it did look like puke.

Posted by: rlr260r at June 11, 2008 12:07 AM

Didn you notice the level of racism in the comments section? They even tied it to Obama. I mean I understand being upset that Lee took Eastwood to task over a race issue. I mean yeah, I get it Eastwood's a white male Icon and he's immune from any criticism.

Man, that's so not it. The comments? What a surprise, a bunch of commenters (at somewhere other than here) are fucking idiots. I'm shocked there's gambling at Rick's!

But "Eastwood's immune from any criticism"? No, he's immune from criticism that reveals the critic to be an ill-informed, cliche-ridden, SNL-skit-ready clown. Spike Lee stepped right into the cow turd that has dogged him since Day 1, and Clint Fucking Eastwood kicked the residue of that ill-fated cowpie into Spike's stupid, I-can't-keep-from-sticking-a-pole-up-my-own-stupid-ass, open mouth.

Spike's awesome. No doubt.

His comments about Flags of Our Fathers? Awesomely fucking stupid. No doubt. Has nothing to do with Eastwood's status; if this was 25-year-old Eastwood, Spike would still be wearing his own balls for a friendship bracelet.

History-wise, Clint is 100% right. Spike can't admit that he shit the bed, and Clint is too old to be graceful about it. And Spike needs someone not to be graceful about it. Get over yourself, Spike, there's about a thousand other people carrying that flag now, you're not immune from stepping on your own dick any more. Try not to look like a fucking jackass stepping off.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 11, 2008 1:23 AM

Spike is right. Eastwood is right. Spike is wrong. Eastwood is wrong.

Yeah Spike, it would have been nice for the Black troops at Iwo Jima would have gotten a shout-out. Yeah, Eastwood, your movie was about the flag raisers an no one else. Spike, you are an ass for criticizing Eastwood for focusing on telling the story he wanted to tell. Eastwood, you couldn't have had one or two of those brothers in the background or something?

Besides, "Letters from Iwo Jima" as a FAR superior flick.

Spike's just drumming us press for his upcoming WWII movie. But rather than let the film stand on it's own, he's made it about him. Look Spike, you got back your cred with "25th Hour" and "Inside Man" two "non-Black" movies, which I know to made (and made well) to drum up finiacing for your WWII epic. But srsly, why go and piss off a dude like Eastwood, who made freakin' Bird, a project no one would touch, something he fought long and hard to get made, and the thing that put Forrest on the map! Spike, STFU. You too, Eastwood. You shouldn't have even dignified this mess with an answer.

Posted by: Ciji at June 11, 2008 1:29 AM

Historically speaking blacks have fought in every battle since setting foot in America. If Eastwood did not want to have a black face in his WWII movie, that is his prerogative. But do not get upset when African American Soldiers that were actually there, call you out.

Posted by: Pookie at June 11, 2008 10:10 AM

Flags of our Fathers was focused on the flag-raisers. The movie was based on a very good book of the same name that was written by one of the flag-raisers sons. Letters from Iwo Jima was focused on the Japanese that fought in the battle. These are two movies that have nothing to do with Spike's argument. Eastwood made the movies and made them well enough that the people who were the main focus were happy with the way that they were done. If the people or their descendants that were the focus were unhappy, then they would have a right to complain. Spike, you have no right. These movies were not told from a black person's perspective and as such, did not feature them prominently.

Besides, I have a feeling that if a few were thrown in as extras, Spike would still be complaining.

Posted by: Melody at June 11, 2008 10:21 AM

Thanks for the info Lannie.

Gotta say even the most anti-Lee post here so far, has some cogent reasoning behind it. Even when it doesn't its at least not racist. Thanks for the good point Ciji, I do believe I had heard Lee was making a WWII movie.

Personally I think Eastwood may have missed an opportunity there, but that does not in anyway denigrate the movie. The choice would have been expensive and time consuming. Directors have to make choices and those choices will upset some critics, particularly in historical dramas. Let's be honest too, Blacks tend to get short shrift in those drama unless they are the subject. That's not PC that's just an issue that's always in the background given our country's years of racial stereotyping and racist revisionism.

My only beef is when the critic gets targeted for bigoted attacks. Then Lannie set me straight. Of course I don't remember Lee initially saying Eastwood's choices were racist, just ill advised. Only after Eastwood, who could have shrugged his shoulders, got nastie did Lee respond.

Yeah...there are other Black directors, and yes, no one appointed Lee spokesman for black actors or black people in film. Still, yeah, he's a fellow Director who gets to be critical of Eastwood's choices. Let's remember, wether we like'em or not, Lee has more experiance doing historical drama's than Eastwood.

Now Dirty Harry fans may not like that, but that's a fact. If they don't they should watch the movie "Paint your Wagon" a few times until the anger fades.

Again, got lots of Pajiba pride at how most you guys are posting (tearing up).

Posted by: Chuck B. at June 11, 2008 10:28 AM

Thanks for the info Lannie.

Gotta say even the most anti-Lee post here so far, has some cogent reasoning behind it. Even when it doesn't its at least not racist. Thanks for the good point Ciji, I do believe I had heard Lee was making a WWII movie.

Personally I think Eastwood may have missed an opportunity there, but that does not in anyway denigrate the movie. The choice would have been expensive and time consuming. Directors have to make choices and those choices will upset some critics, particularly in historical dramas. Let's be honest too, Blacks tend to get short shrift in those drama unless they are the subject. That's not PC that's just an issue that's always in the background given our country's years of racial stereotyping and racist revisionism.

My only beef is when the critic gets targeted for bigoted attacks. Then Lannie set me straight. Of course I don't remember Lee initially saying Eastwood's choices were racist, just ill advised. Only after Eastwood, who could have shrugged his shoulders, got nastie did Lee respond.

Yeah...there are other Black directors, and yes, no one appointed Lee spokesman for black actors or black people in film. Still, yeah, he's a fellow Director who gets to be critical of Eastwood's choices. Let's remember, wether we like'em or not, Lee has more experiance doing historical drama's than Eastwood.

Now Dirty Harry fans may not like that, but that's a fact. If they don't they should watch the movie "Paint your Wagon" a few times until the anger fades.

Again, got lots of Pajiba pride at how most you guys are posting (tearing up).

Posted by: Chuck B. at June 11, 2008 10:29 AM

as a matter of fact, i saw a screencap from the film and Eastwood DID, in fact, have black soldiers there. So suck it, Spike.

Posted by: ONTD at June 11, 2008 11:07 AM

You know what?

Fuck PETA. There. I said it.

"Oh. Well, they're eating meat. So let's objectify some women."

I think the final straw was when I read that in response to Gordon Ramsay talking about eating horse meat on The F Word, they dumped a tonne of manure in front of one of his restaurants. What goes through a person's mind when you do that?

"..hey, he talked about eating horse meat. Let's go put a flaming bag of manure on his doorstep. Then his shoes will smell like poo."

"... Oh my god. What if we got an entire dump truck full of manure and dumped it on his -restaurant-?"

"Then everybody's shoes would smell like poo!"

Not to mention the constant harassment and humiliating treatment of women that it seems to believe is all right. We're mammals too, fuckwads.


.. and I think this is the only non Lee/Eastwood comment here, and though I have no opinion on the matter (other than "Shut up, Spike, before you ruin any more chances of your future movies not bombing..."), here goes.


Shut up, Spike, before you ruin any more chances of your future movies not bombing. Eastwood could probably still beat seven shades of shit out of you (..and me, for that matter.). In the immortal words of Kenny Rodgers,

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run."

Fold, and walk away from the table, man. If you're having a problem with the guy, call him up or have a face to face. Jesus.

Posted by: Mara at June 11, 2008 11:24 AM

I'm not even touching the Clint/Spike debate; I just think Clint was badass in the way he blew it off.

I'm more excited to see my girl Caren getting some hype! I live for Mix and Bitch.

Posted by: Nicole at June 11, 2008 1:06 PM


















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