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Where Unholy Rumors Go To Mate

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | June 9, 2010 |


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Today, we're discussing the unholy mating of two types of recurring rumors: (1) A reboot of the Tomb Raider franchise; (2) The alleged frenzy of casting directors to put Kim Kardashian in movie roles. Because appearing in a sex tape and possessing critical mass really puts one on the map. (Showbiz Spy)

Who wants to bone a billionaire? Gerard Butler does. Thankfully, this is not the title of one of his upcoming movies. (Celebitchy)

Is Christopher Nolan's Inception the future victim of too much hype and unfair expectations? The answer depends on whether anyone has figured out what this damn movie is actually about. (Rope of Silicon)

Before The A-Team hits theaters this Friday, be sure and check out The Lowercase a-Team. Yes, there will be midgets. (Screen Junkies)

In San Francisco, a man has created 3D topographical maps to demonstrate rates of various crimes. Of particular note is "Prostitution Mountain." (Gizmodo)

Katy Perry is disgusted by the "blasphemy" of Lady Gaga's new video. I guess this means that dropping the Christian music career and pretending to be a lesbian to sell records is somehow okay. (Pop on the Pop)

The upcoming Karate Kid remake has inspired an Anti-Remake Protest in Texas. Hey, can we get an Anti-3D Protest while the picket line is still hot? (Cinematical)

Christina Aguilera's hot pants have caused some sort of controversy. Although I'm not sure how anyone notices anything but the war paint. (Amy Grindhouse)

Charlie Sheen, highest paid television actor, has totally screwed CBS and Warner Bros with his supposed plea agreement negotiations. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

A random wave of internet undercurrents have joined forces to declare a new holiday called "Cheer Up Keanu Day." Put it on your calendar and be excellent to each other. (Agent Bedhead)

Nothing is ever Lindsay Lohan's fault. It's the rest of the world that lies, steals, and sets her up to look like a terrible person. Including her SCRAM bracelet. (Yeeeah!)

Here's a graciously-written review of the amazing and terrible acts from the Sasquatch Music Festival in Washington. (Audiosuede)

Tyler Perry -- mogul, director, playwright, and racist -- is a size queen... of real estate. (Real E-Stalker)

The following music video features Christina Hendricks as some sort of sexy android, if you're into that sort of thing: (Daily Motion)

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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