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Optimus Prime vs. The Haters

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 9, 2009 |


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Michael Bay will crush the haters in the face with the bitchin' badassery that will be Transformers 2. Did you hear me? CRUSH FACE. (Film School Rejects)

You know what job would really stink? Being Jared Padalecki's personal "body oiler." Sheesh. I'll just stick with blogging, thanks. (Webster's)

I saw Eugene Mirman perform in Philly a few weeks ago and he did a bit about giving a commencement speech to his former high school. Well, I thought it was a bit anyway, because here he is actually giving the speech. Love it. (ASWOBA)

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Here is a picture of Ryan Seacrest as a kid. Either that or a "fat, middle-aged lesbian." You make the call. (DListed)

Ridley Scott's Nottingham might end up being the Gigli of this decade (yeah, yeah, I know. Gigli is the Gigli of this decade, whatever) because apparently he and Russell Crowe can't stop fighting like a couple of little girls. (Celebitchy)

Because sitting out in the middle of the creepy woods at night isn't scary enough, here are the top ten horror movies to watch while camping. Or as I like to call it, "Instant Presto Heart Attack." (Bloody Disgusting)

Since the Snuggie is a product which can be cross-marketed with literally anything, here are some possible tie-ins to this summer's hot movies. (Screen Junkies)

You know what makes being the President's kids so much better than being regular old normal kids? Visits to the set of the Harry Potter movies. That and having a Jonas brother as a personal butler, or so I hear. Thanks, Allison! (Leaky Cauldron)

Well it finally happened. One of our loyal followers finally got a Godtopus tattoo, and the results are surprisingly bitchin. No really, I think I might want one. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

Here's a list of the most embarrassing red carpet photos ever, including that time spiders came running out of Paris Hilton's vagina. (Holy Taco)

You know what makes Obama so great? He watched "Sesame Street" as a kid. The children's television programming of champions. Here's some lessons he may have gathered from those formative years. (Jezebel)

Nothing says "Welcome to a lifetime of unemployment and misery" to new grads like a shitty cake. Or a straight razor and bottle of Vicodin. (Cake Wrecks)

Think you can't fit the top 100 movies lines into 200 seconds? Think again:

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