There Is Never A Bad Time For Ryan Reynolds
And in other Green Lanternnews, they're planning on turning it into a trilogy which means you'll get one really good movie followed by two complete disappointments. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fan the flame war. (Gamma Squad)
Remember that camping trip Kate Gosselin took with Sarah Palin? Guess how well that turned out. Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to be an even bigger bitch than Sarah Palin? (Celebitchy)
Just in case you were thinking that Glenn Beck couldn't go any lower than comparing Obama to Hitler, he's now comparing him to Lucifer. They gave a TV show to a man who compares people to the fucking devil. This is the state of American politics. (AngryBlackLadyChronicles)
Wait wait wait ... you're telling me that the guy who dropped out of College and is now living off Jessica Simpson's money might just be using her? Get outta town! (Celebslam)
Lily Allen, who I think may honestly be the cutest person alive, is pregnant again! Oh shut up, I love her and the idea of someone that tiny with a baby bump makes me smile. (Evil Beet)
For those of you hoping the seventh installment of the Saw franchise would be the last, get ready for Saw 8: We Need To Make A Down Payment On Our Yachts. (Screen Junkies)
Because there can never be enough Scott Pilgrim in the world (NEVER ENOUGH!), Adult Swim will be airing Scott Pilgrim mini-cartoons. You know you love it. (Warming Glow)
Here are the seven best mainstream movies about porn. For the record: No, there is no such thing as a fluffer. Not anymore, anyway. Believe me, nowadays it's Viagra and mini-DVD players running generic porn. And now you know. (Cinematical)
Here's a neat little look at my absolute favourite cult film ever, Heathers. Great, now I'm going to spend the rest of my day asking people what their damage is and whether or not they had brain tumours for breakfast. (A.V. Club)
Jane Lynch got her own Sue Sylvester wax statue at Madame Tussaud's. Say what you will about Glee, but I defy you to say one negative thing about Jane Lynch. (BWE)
Here are the 6 creepiest things ever slipped into children's cartoons. I don't care how conservative you are; The "Finger Prince" joke is fucking GOLD. (Cracked)
And finally: Rubix Cube-Head Guy. I hope you enjoy never sleeping again!
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