Pajiba Love 06/08/09

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Heidi ~~Montag~~ Pratt and Spencer Pratt are allegedly being literally tortured in Costa Rica on the set of “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” Is it just me, or is today just like, a beautiful goddamn day? (Webster’s)

Dan reviews “Tosh.0” for the Hollywood Reporter. Incidentally, this was his last review for The Hollywood Reporter since they unceremoniously canned him last week. Some fucksticks just don’t know brilliance when they see it. (THR)

Here are eleven terminally typecast actors, all of whom unfortunately happen to be typecast as themselves. Speaking of which, if Hollywood ever gets tired of the real Seth Rogen, Dan Carlson is ten times as funny and handsome. (Screen Junkies)

Stephen Colbert is doing shows from Iraq this week for the troops, and he even got a buzzcut and everything! What an awesome guy. (NY Times)

For those Cannonball Readers who have opted for a Kindle but miss the pleasant aroma of books, you can now get “new book smell” in a can. (Neat-O-Rama)

T.R. Knight supposedly quit “Grey’s Anatomy” for his “movie career.” How many movies has T.R. Knight starred in, again? Oh, that’s right, ZERO. (Celebitchy)

Ridiculous internet meme photos + snarky captions = site I could literally spend hours pouring through. Thanks, causaubon! (Explain This Image)

Since Where’s Waldo is getting his own movie, here are ten other toys that might as well be brought to the big screen at this point. Don’t give stupid studio execs any ideas, I say. (Film School Rejects)

Jesus Christ, Gwyneth Paltrow apparently took a bath in a vat of Vaseline before her big appearance on Conan last week. (Yeeeah!)

Are you a Bayside High or West Beverly kind of person? Here, the two go head to head. I am definitely all about the Bayside, myself. (Jezebel)

And since I am a Bayside kind of gal, I am totes magotes excited about the possibility of a “Saved by the Bell” reunion! Ten bucks they “forget” to call Screech. (Pop Candy)

Finally, if you want a recap of Bacon East not told by a guy who fancies vans and duct tape, here are Lizzie Borden and Genny’s accounts of the weekend’s festivities. Everyone who showed up was awesome. Hopefully next year’s Bacon will be thrice as big! (Echoes of Echoes) & (Rusty’s Ventures)

I’ve seen this clip pop up a few places on the internet today, in which a totally adorable-licious hipsterish guy plays a selection of 80’s songs on a ragtime piano. Love!

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If anyone else is getting the Origin anime Blu-Ray ad, please for the love of God don't see that movie. It is the definition of failing to deliver.

Posted by: twig at June 8, 2009 1:05 PM

I'm more a Wayside School kind of guy.

Posted by: Lucas at June 8, 2009 1:10 PM

Between those two, I'm definitely a Bayside girl; I wasn't even allowed to watch 90210 when it first started. Then I didn't care.

And thanks for letting me whore myself out there, Stacey. Appreciate it.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 8, 2009 1:15 PM

You insensitive bastards! How do you expect Gwenneth to look? It's not her fault she has to deep-fry herself in order to warm her nether regions.

Have some fucking compassion.

Posted by: admin at June 8, 2009 1:20 PM

Oooooohhh...magic fingers.

Posted by: Kolby at June 8, 2009 1:28 PM

I think that piano dude masturbates a lot.

Posted by: Cindy at June 8, 2009 1:33 PM

I just uploaded the picture of the Sugar Mom's bartender holding Kolby on a Stick to the Pajiba group since y'all were nice enough to link to my blog. Thank you!

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at June 8, 2009 1:35 PM

That is the most beautiful picture of Heidi Montag EVER. Seriously, I look at it and that "Help me, please help me" look on her face just makes me hear the "Ode to Joy". If you'll excuse me, I must frame that for posterity, because that my friends is what absolute justice looks like.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at June 8, 2009 1:52 PM

For those Cannonball Readers who have opted for a Kindle but miss the pleasant aroma of books, you can now get “new book smell” in a can

Why is one of the scents "Crunchy Bacon"? Does anybody have books that smell like bacon? Because if they do, I am clearly shopping in the wrong bookstore.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 8, 2009 1:57 PM

Gwwyyyyynnnnneth's legs: WTF? Besides being shiny they're two different shades, knees up and knees down. Like she fell asleep in the tanning bed while wearing bicycle shorts.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 8, 2009 2:00 PM

Does anybody have books that smell like bacon? Because if they do, I am clearly shopping in the wrong bookstore.

The patent is still pending on my idea for Bookmark Bacon, so I would kindly ask people not to steal it. I'm trying to pay for all the lawsuits coming in from with my Sham-Bacon. You're not supposed to eat it after you clean with it!

Posted by: branded at June 8, 2009 2:04 PM

I prefer Roadside High School, myself.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 8, 2009 2:14 PM

The only thing cooler than the picture of Heidi would be a booth at a carnival where we could punch Spencer in the face for a dollar. I predict it would do Titanic like numbers, people would flood in like the end of Field of Dreams to get a shot to sock him in the fleshbeard.

Hey Heidi? WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW??????

Posted by: Rubble44 at June 8, 2009 2:15 PM

You're not supposed to eat it after you clean with it!

Then write that on the package! Do you have any idea how hard that thing is to crap out? It absorbed my intestines! You better hope I never meet you branded, cause I've got a colostomy bag with your name on it. Jerk!

Posted by: admin at June 8, 2009 2:22 PM

Moooooooooooom! admin made me snork. Tell him to do it again.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 8, 2009 2:34 PM

You better hope I never meet you branded, cause I've got a colostomy bag with your name on it. Jerk!

I blame it on my printer's typo. The warning label should have read "Not intended for eating" instead of "Not intended for dating". It was originally designed to sop up all the excess grease that normally cooks off, but it was a little too powerful for human consumption.

Though, I am flattered that you'd name your crap bag after me. You want a framed 8x10 of me to go on there as well?

Posted by: branded at June 8, 2009 2:49 PM

The piano guy is cracking me up.

Posted by: Sharon at June 8, 2009 2:58 PM

Please do branded. I have a friend in the sanitary paper business and I would dearly love to have your comely visage applied to a fluffy case of 2-ply. You know, for when I clean up the mess. Poo-bags are not nearly as user friendly as one would suppose.

Also, please send your mailing address. I believe in recycling.

Posted by: admin at June 8, 2009 3:39 PM

I didn't really think I could love Colbert more then I already do, and then I read that article.

Posted by: blah blah blah at June 8, 2009 4:10 PM

that is one miserable looking girl

Posted by: Tobamel at June 8, 2009 4:14 PM

Next years Pajibacon Stacey? Are you trying to get me to get overexcited, because a sequel would be most splendid.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at June 8, 2009 5:05 PM

No greater argument for the existence of Karma can be made than that picture.
Bravo

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at June 8, 2009 5:16 PM

RE Heidi and Spencer torture: If only.

Posted by: Slash at June 8, 2009 5:48 PM

I went to Junior and Senior High School with Mario Lopez. He was pretty much how you'd think he was.

Although, since we were a Creative and Performing Arts school, he did stop by with Tiffany (Amber) Thiessen to speak to the drama geeks about the "industry" and whatnot. I got to see. I was a band nerd and my class was next door.

Highlight of my life, as you can imagine.

/sarcasm

Posted by: JapJay at June 8, 2009 6:57 PM

I think the Screen Junkies forgot to add "Christopher Walken... as himself" to their Typecast list.

Posted by: Melissa at June 8, 2009 7:25 PM

The BFF is blonde savant, so I got to hear a wee bit of the pajibacon highlights. I got some drunken text messages and calls. It was only 9pm in California so the fact that she was SOOO drunk caught me off guard. Well done Pajibans, I say well done!

Posted by: law_blah at June 8, 2009 7:34 PM

Godtopus I love that picture. If only we could also get one of Spencer with his face smeared with monkey feces...

Posted by: figgy at June 8, 2009 9:26 PM

...and staring Keanu Reeves as Keanu Reeves

Posted by: spazmodeas at June 9, 2009 1:52 AM

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