I Will Give You Your Links, But You Will Blow Me First
Lily Allen played her last show this weekend and is retiring from music. Ummmm ... right. Anyone willing to put money on when she'll make her comeback? (Evil Beet)
So they've finally managed to make a gay parody of Katy Perry's California Gurls, and look! Man Pretty! You're welcome everyone. (popbytes)
Just to balance out the gayness of that, here's a look at the 8 most iconic bras. (Cracked)
You know who doesn't get enough love? Bruce Willis. To rectify that, someone out there actually wrote a song dedicated to him and created a fucking music video to accompany it. Also, just a question but I can't be the only one who thinks the man is getting hotter with age, am I? (Screen Junkies)
Because we can never have enough useless products, behold! The TV Hat! It's like a TV you wear on your head! Seriously, walking around with this thing on your head is like wearing a neon sign that says "I'M WATCHING PORN." (Warming Glow)
While I still have absolutely no idea what the fuck Inception is about, despite some seriously positive early reviews, these full-building posters are fucking cool. (Film Drunk)
OH. MY. FUCKINGHOLYMOTHEROFGODWHATEVERANDEVERAMEN. You guys know I love "The Animaniacs," and look! Here's a fucking quiz of them! I'm sad to admit I only got 80%. (Mental Floss)
So I totally saw these Starbucks VIA Iced Coffee things while waiting in line yesterday for my Frappuccino fix (Oh shut up, it's like 40 degrees Celsius up here) and thought they looked kinda gross. Well, joke's on me, because they're apparently AWESOME. (The Impulsive Buy)
I really have no way to preface this other than by saying that this is probably the greatest Mo'Nique gif EVER. (Buzzfeed)
And here's a look at why you should never try to force politics on Wonderland: Because people are shithouse rat insane and will believe anything that comes out of the mouth of a sexy, brainless librarian woman.
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