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What would Andy Warhol have made of the Trifecta of whom we do not speak? (Gallery of the Absurd)

Which one of the 12 Steps includes “Showing up drunk at the AA meeting?” (Celebitchy)

More on Transformers. If Michael Bay wants Optimus Prime to have flames, he’s gonna have mothereffing flames. (Yahoo!)

Pregnancy news even more frightening than shark immaculate conception. (IDLYITW)

I can’t wait to see this footage on YouTube. (QuizLaw)

Most pirate lore is as fictitious as the Tooth Fairy stockpiling WMDs. (Slate)

If you missed it: Feministing’s Jessica Valenti on Colbert. (Feministing)

Even Oprah can’t fuck up a Cormac McCarthy interview. (A Special Way of Being Afraid)

With Father’s Day not far off, what do you get the dad who has everything? Why, a personal tank of course. Don’t miss the user reviews. (Amazon)

After the jump, Jenna Elfman playing basketball pregnant. It’s funnier than it sounds, I promise. (Thanks to Manny for the tip!)

Pajiba Love | June 6, 2007 | Comments (23)


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Wow, that video was funnier then all of Dharma and Greg.
And Nicole Richie pregnant would finally add some meat on her bones, but I'm not really saying it's a good idea.

Posted by: Ben at June 6, 2007 4:04 PM

RE: "It's not funny my ass is on fire".

Was... was that a Mr. Bungle reference?

Good God I love this place.

I've always thought Jenna Elfman was pretty funny - don't know why she's never made anything really good.

Posted by: TK at June 6, 2007 4:23 PM

That tank is freakin' hilarious!

Posted by: katy at June 6, 2007 5:46 PM

oh noes. not you guys too. That's not a baby bump. That doesn't even look like a baby bump. That's bloating caused by malnutrtion. it happens to anorexics.

Posted by: S. Pisaster at June 6, 2007 6:17 PM

TK: I think it is because Jenna uses so much energy trying to convince people AIDS is a state of mind. Oh, I had such a crush on her until that. Plus, Funny Or Die worked wonders for Ferrell, so it's natural for it to do the same for her.

Considering that each Transformer has had at least 3 variant designs, anyone who was bitching about Optimus Prime's look had too much time and too little brain. The fact they have giant f'ing robots rolling through city streets is enough for me. And if they indeed have the voices, my ticket has already be bought.

Wow, I never knew Jessica Valenti could be a dead ringer for Nicole Parker on MadTV. And, I must say she is quite attractive. Even the way she talks (her voice and her intelligence) is really hot. And NOW I feel guilty for objectification. Will someone please explain the rules on crushing on feminists again?

Posted by: Vermillion at June 6, 2007 6:36 PM

P.S. When are we getting the Day Watch review?

Posted by: Vermillion at June 6, 2007 6:41 PM

Ben... you're admitting that you thought Dharma nd Greg had ANY funny?

Posted by: spender at June 6, 2007 7:47 PM

Vermillion - whoa, I did NOT know that about J. Elfman. Weird.

And if you want, here's my mini-review of Day Watch: Derivative, tries to hard to be weird for weirdness sake, awkwardly done, seemed incredibly long, and finally, boring. Sorry to disappoint, but I too had high hopes for it.

Posted by: TK at June 6, 2007 7:49 PM

Goddammit summamabitch! TK, why'd you have to go and ruin Daywatch for me? That was gonna be the high point of my weekend, you damn communist!

Posted by: Manny at June 6, 2007 7:56 PM

Goddammit summamabitch! TK, why'd you have to go and ruin Daywatch for me? That was gonna be the high point of my weekend, you damn communist!

Posted by: Manny at June 6, 2007 7:56 PM

Vermillion, as a regular reader of feministing; you're allowed to find Ms.Valenti attractive, particularly if her intelligence figures into the attraction. She's a very pretty lady. Saying something like "now there's some feminism I'd like to go full frontal on!" would be sexist. That or dwelling on her legs, as some TWoP commenters are doing, rather than anything she said. Hope that helps : )

Oh, Mel Gibson, when your most vocal defender is Kanye West... I'd like to say there's nowhere to go but up, but I know he'll prove me wrong.

Posted by: Genny at June 6, 2007 8:28 PM

That first review for the tank is effin hilarious. I suspect it's a joke, but even so, funny as shit. Go read now.

Posted by: LL at June 6, 2007 8:40 PM

TWoP = The World of Porn?

Ok, seriously, is Celebitrix trying to fuck with my mind?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 7, 2007 1:53 AM

Yeah, LL, the first few reviews must all be tongue-in-cheek, but it is surprising how subtle they are. Is the whole thing -- photo, description, comments -- a joke? If so, fucking awesome.

Re Jenna Elfman and the AIDS comment, if I may paraphrase a Tom Cruise film quote, "You had me at Scientology." Depression, autism, and AIDS ... it's all in your head, people. Oh, Jason Lee, there's still time! You can walk away ... you can be not-crazy.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 7, 2007 2:04 AM

Oh I do hope for Jason Lee. I'd love to have yummy daydreams about him, but the scientology always gets in the way. A dose of crazy will bring me back to reality every time. I still grieve over one of my favorite musicians, Beck. I think they had him from the beginning though, so there was never any hope.

Posted by: katy at June 7, 2007 2:29 AM

Spender, I'm glad to say that I never thought it had ANY funny in it. I still shudder when I see it's DVD in Borders. Not out of remembering if I had any non existent laughs, but it was just THAT bad.

Posted by: Ben at June 7, 2007 6:50 AM

An AA meeting, if you think about it, is a gathering of drunks.
As long as the actual drunk is not too disruptive we encourage them to stay. They are a good reminder of whence we came. "There, but for the grace of God..."

We encourage them to keep coming back, no matter what.

I could go on a rant here about the misperceptions and myths about AA and alcoholism but I won't. Instead, I encourage you to read a little on the subject. Wikipedia is a good place to start. Better yet, go to an open meeting or two. They're easy to find, just pick up the phone.

In the meantime Mel G. will always be welcomed, as will your alcoholic friends and relatives.

Posted by: aanonymous at June 7, 2007 9:28 AM

Anonymous, thank you for pointing out my ignorance on the subject of alcoholism. Growing up in a turbulent environment due to an alcoholic parent, I am clearly not as informed as I should be. Perhaps I should read up.

Posted by: litelysalted at June 7, 2007 9:57 AM

Anonymous, surely you're the only one who understands the truth about alcoholism. Which one of the 12 steps involves self-righteously assuming you know what everyone else has been through? Think before you speak. Some people use humor to deal.

Posted by: bf at June 7, 2007 10:19 AM

Damn, there's only 2 Badonkadonks left in stock.

Posted by: audrey at June 7, 2007 12:04 PM

Litelysalted, you're welcome.

I did not mean to single you out, the "your" was meant collectively. Everybody knows, even loves, an alcoholic/addict. I can certainly relate to the alcoholic parent, you have my sympathy.

As a recovering alcoholic I think everyone should know more about alcoholism and addiction. Please do read up, everybody.

Posted by: aanonymous at June 7, 2007 12:11 PM

"As a recovering alcoholic I think everyone should know more about alcoholism and addiction. Please do read up, everybody."

.....Quitter

I would read up on it, Anonymous, but I spilled a forty all over my "AA For Dummies" book. I had to ring out the pages to get the beer back in the bottle, so they got all squishy and beer sitnky.

Posted by: Manny at June 7, 2007 1:31 PM

Wait...is Nicole even able to menstruate? How can she get pregnant?

Posted by: zambonigirl at June 7, 2007 2:11 PM