Bacon East, Bitches!
NBC's Vice President of Alternative Programming said that Heidi and Spencer are "everything that's wrong with America." It's about time someone finally noticed that. (Webster's)
Those assholes at Pixar have been getting a good rap for far too long and it's about time someone knocks them off their pedestal. So where's all the strong female lead characters at? Huh?? (Film School Rejects)
Because I know you want to know what Dustin Diamond had for breakfast this morning, here are ten former child stars who twitter. (iBored)
This is hands down the best story you'll read about Kate Winslet's vadge all day. (Film Drunk)
True story, I was getting my hair done the other day and my stylist suggested something similar to Kate Gosselin's stupid reverse mullet and I almost punched her in the face. Anyway, here's what celebrities would look like with Kate Gosslin's hairstyle. Thanks, Kolby! (Buzzfeed)
What's your favorite and least favorite movie time machines? Here's a handy chart of the best and worst. The Delorian always wins. (Screen Junkies)
Here's a recession-worthy guide on how to live on $10 a week and not be fat. Unfortunately for me that goes the hell out the window when I get hungry for sushi and remember there's a sushi bar five blocks away from my house. (Shieldship)
Jane Krakowski talks about behind-the-scenes stuff on "30 Rock." (Celebitchy)
Here are seven foods to eat when you're stoned, because it seems almost unfathomable to eat most of this crap when you're not stoned. (Holy Taco)
Francis Ford Coppola finds the idea that there could have been more Godfather movies ridiculous. On one hand, it would be interesting to explore more of the Tom Hagen character; on the other hand, well, Godfather III. Sorry, Bedhead. (Agent Bedhead)
Are you kidding me?? Sylvester Stallone has a line of pudding out? I don't know why, but that's like the funniest thing I have ever heard. (mental floss)
Oh hey, and if anyone is going to be around 2:00 (CDT) on Sunday afternoon, check out regular commenter Spender's radio show featuring stuff like Metric and The Thermals! (Eggradio)
Since stupid sitcoms always feature the schlubby husband/hot wife dynamic, here's an idea for something just a bit more feminist leaning:
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