June 5, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 5, 2008 |


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Thongs! They're not just for ladies' butts anymore. (QuizLaw)

A Kathy Griffin wardrobe malfunction? Be still my throbbing brain. Marginally NSFW. (WIMB)

A little Wii for the road? The most ill-conceived video game accessories. (Cracked)

Why is Oprah doing the happy dance? No, they still haven't found a way to make Krispy Kremes zero calories. Really now, Oprah fat jokes? We can't do any better than this? Nope! Whee! (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Hey, if a cat can't masturbate -- the very least he deserves is a little privacy when he goes to town on his other pole. (FourFour)

Hey now, I can't say for sure that if I were a famous A-list celebrity worth millions of dollars, I'd still be buying particle board crap from IKEA. (Yeeeah!)

Ha! Take that, Shyamalan. (YBNBY)

Now that the primaries are behind us, we can focus on the election that really counts. Of course I mean, the election for which new flavor of Mountain Dew will become permanent. Do don't want to be unpatriotic, do you? (The Impulsive Buy)

Bull. CRAP. This is a bigger insult to Eliza Dushku than when they canceled "Tru Calling." (Celebslam)

Tea time! How do you take it? With ice and tons of sugar, hot with milk or lemon and honey -- or, as I prefer, from a plastic jug loaded with artificial flavors and aspartame? (Love Bites)

Somehow I overlooked these Kristen Bell ass photos from earlier this week. Sorry guys, it'll never happen again. (Popoholic)

I thought long and hard about posting today's clip, a reader submission from Brian -- and if you giggled at the "long and hard" innuendo, you'll probably enjoy this one as well.

Pajiba Love | June 5, 2008 | Comments ()



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