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Patton Oswalt to be Dubbed "King of Nerds"

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 4, 2010 |


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If there's one thing nerds love, it's "Firefly." If there's another thing nerds love, it's Patton Oswalt. If there's something else nerds love, it's comic books. So what if I were tell you that Patton Oswalt is writing a "Firefly" comic book? (Gamma Squad)

Here's a six-pack of movies with "interspecies coupling." Not counting "alien porn," which is actually a thing and thriving on the internet as Dustin recently discovered with horror. (PW)

Michael Bay confirmed that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is going to be in Transformers 3, but I doubt he made her wash his Ferrari to get the part. You know Crank would probably kick his ass if he did. (Celebitchy)

Gary Coleman's widow obviously is crazy. I mean, she married Gary Coleman after all. (No offense to Gary Coleman, but the guy was a few crayons short, clearly.) But Gary Coleman's widow might actually homicidal crazy. Yikes. (DListed)

Here's a "Where Are They Now" on the infamous Star Wars kid, who was made even more famous after being spoofed on "Arrested Development." (Cinematical)

Somehow Nick Hogan is being allowed to RACE CARS. I only hope the universe has a grand master plan here, like him getting into an accident and stuck in the car while it slowly burns him to death. Pretty please? (Celebslam)

Here's a list of the 10 most baffling movie franchises. (Screen Junkies)

I don't know if we reported this anywhere on the site, but earlier this week James Cameron offered to help BP with the leak using like, robot submarines or some crap. And now BP has turned down his offer. Um, I'd take the robot submarines. (Film Drunk)

Ha ha ha. Adam Lambert's big tour is kicking off in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. No really, that's where all the big stars want to play. (Evil Beet)

Here are 10 classes action movie drinking games that might end up getting you killed ... With a vengeance. (Unreality)

The Season Six teaser for "Weeds" is online now. I guess I could see how this season might turn out being good, but I can also see how it might be a giant effing disappointment like the past three seasons, too. (The Flickcast)

A stroke didn't kill Rue McClanahan. Jeremy Feist did. True story. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

The newest fad with kids today is apparently going around whacking each other in the groin. Jesus. What ever happened to POGs? (Zelda Lily)

This French guy here? Opens a bottle of wine WITH HIS SHOE. The boyfriend hasn't made with a diamond ring yet, so let me just say: If any of you fellas out there can open wine with a shoe, I will MARRY you. Thanks, causaubon!

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