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No matter who you supported, (*cough* Obama *cough*) I hope we can all breathe a sigh of relief today that this is finally over. (TVintheWoods)

Holy. Fucking. Shit. This is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen in my life. (QuizLaw)

Sarah Larson (no, not this one, again) is going to hold her head up high and proudly take that Celebreality offer when VH1 inevitably makes it — naysayers be damned. (WIMB)

Friend site updates! There’s a new monthly topic at: (BlogMeATale) and a new episode over at: (TitlepageTV) Check it!

For the bargain price of $40 per year, you can arrange to have “nyah nyah!” emails sent to all your non-Christian friends and family in the event of the rapture. And think of it this way, you won’t need money where you’re going! (Wired)

Or, for the bargain price of $250, you can direct your very own porno. And think of it this way, in the event that there is no rapture, a porno is kind of an investment. Those kids of yours are going to need college someday. (Galley Slaves)

Wow, speaking of pornos (hi, google ads!) people really, really don’t want that nutsack Adnan to release a Britney Spears sex tape. Really. (IDLYITW)

As I said, verbatim to Ol’ Don who sent in this link — this here? Is precisely why I love the internet. Finally, a website which gives the animal kingdom the credit or discredit it deserves. (AnimalReview)

There’s only one thing cuter than a human baby, and that’s a celebrity baby. (WIMB) & (WIMB II)

I for one, do not trust this so-called “Bob” from the Enzyte commercials, and his brand of “penile sorcery” either. Natural male enhancement my ass. (Vermillion’s Brain)

Ashley Tisdale takes the Rick Roll to version 2.0. Oh, goody. (The Blemish)

Here are 5 minor TV characters who ended up hijacking the show. Can anyone think of any others? (mental floss)

What the F? This pencil makes the rabbit from Donnie Darko look like, well, a bunny rabbit. The creepiest thing I’ve seen in awhile, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | June 4, 2008 | Comments (29)

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Comments

The term penile sorcery makes me soooo happy.

Posted by: Julie at June 4, 2008 3:37 PM

Well, damn, I already did travel for my open topic story.

Maybe the absinthe story from earlier that same week then. I dunno. Damn!

The Tisdale is indeed out of hand.

Posted by: Jay at June 4, 2008 3:52 PM

I distinctly remember Urkel mania during that show's run. My older cousin had an Urkel doll that said "Did I dooo thaaaaat?" whenever you pulled the cord. I was so grateful when that fad ended, only to usher in the next: the Spice Girls, whom I did like, unfortunately.

Posted by: Brie at June 4, 2008 3:54 PM

Finally over? She's *still* playing games. No official concession, floating this rumor that she would be open to the VP slot (that leaves Barack in a damned-if-he-does and damned-if-he-doesn't position)...

I'm just very frustrated with the mess.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 4, 2008 4:09 PM

I know I'm tired and all, but that Animal Review site just made me laugh way too much for my co-workers' comfort. Someone actually came over to my desk and asked if I ever had any work to do, because it seems that all I ever do is laugh hysterically. Whatever. I can't help it if they're all jealous of my internet friends and their cool links.

Posted by: Kolby at June 4, 2008 4:12 PM

God, Sarina is such an attention whore. Give it a rest, woman. Just have some pie and settle down.

Posted by: TK at June 4, 2008 4:13 PM

Okay, I haven't made it through all of the links yet. But I had to pause to say the following:

Release a Britney Spears sex tape, pal, and I'll stab you. I'll stab you right in the goddamn eye. Try taking pictures without an eye, asshole.

Sorry y'all, just had to get that out. Every celebrity sex tape that gets released brings us that much closer to the inevitable Dakota Fanning sex tape. Call me crazy, but that's one Sextapeocalypse that I want to head off at the past.

Posted by: PaleoLithchick at June 4, 2008 4:13 PM

Ditto DarthCorleone. I think the nightmare is just beginning. I feel stabby tendencies rising within me, whereas I was largely neutral before.

That bike accident picture is awful! You should have put a warning on it.

Posted by: katy at June 4, 2008 4:17 PM

What's that pencil thing even from?

Posted by: pianofilledwithflames at June 4, 2008 4:19 PM

Dude, draw a fire and burn that pencil.

Posted by: jM at June 4, 2008 4:49 PM

Oddly enough, for the past 8 years I have been under the impression that The Rapture had already happened and I had been left behind under an evil government run by the The AntiChrist.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 4, 2008 4:50 PM

I thought that pencil video was creepy as shit on mute, but with that freaky music?! GAH!

Posted by: Allison at June 4, 2008 5:02 PM

Or, for the bargain price of $250, you can direct your very own porno.

So, are we just gonna solicit donations, do more ads, or is this going to be a paid admission type of affair...?

Oh, come on, I can't be the only one whose thought about the Official Pajiba Porno: Eloquents Gone Wild. Back me up, .

As far as the upstaging minor characters, I got two: Barney from HIMYM and Dan Fielding from Night Court.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 4, 2008 5:38 PM

What.

The Fuck.

Was.

T H A T.

???

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at June 4, 2008 5:49 PM

Official Pajiba Porno: Eloquents Gone Wild

We already did the Women of Pajiba calendar; it's only a short step from soft-core, heavily airbrushed posing with fruits and vegetables (Paddy with the eggplant veritably leapt from the shelves) to hard-core 3-D nutshots.

"Paddy with eggplant"; dude, that's so racist.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 4, 2008 5:50 PM

Vermillion, did you mention Dan Fielding on your site, because I could've sworn you said that before. Although I also heart Dan Fielding. John L. looks 1000 years old now, with his snow white hair.

Posted by: Brie at June 4, 2008 5:55 PM

What the hell was that pencil thing from?!

Me and my friends all agree that it's the most disturbing thing we've EVER SEEN.

Also, that it looks like Spongebob without a nose.

Posted by: Mera at June 4, 2008 6:22 PM

"Paddy with eggplant"; dude, that's so racist.

Potatoes is racist. Eggplants is fun.

This is going to be a recurring thing, I just know it.

Brie, I am most certain I did such a thing, during my Night Court Week Special. I love John and everything he has done, from narrating TCM to his stint on The Practice/Boston Legal. I do believe he intentionally hides his awesome from the world, if only to keep us functioning.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 4, 2008 6:26 PM

If we repackage it "Paddy with Aubergine", we can sell it as an artsy Czech film and get a standing ovation at Cannes.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 4, 2008 6:43 PM

Posted by: Jay at June 4, 2008 6:49 PM

The pencil video is a short film created by someone at SCAD (Savannah College of Art and Design). It's called Pencil Face.

http://scadshorts.com

Creepy, but also kind of cool.

Posted by: Melissa at June 4, 2008 7:10 PM

If we repackage it "Paddy with Aubergine"

If there was ever a time for a "Let's call a spade a spade" joke, this is it.

Posted by: TK at June 4, 2008 7:53 PM

Minor characters who hijacked their show? Well, if by 'hijacked' you mean 'made more awesome', the obvious one is Spike. He was supposed to die in season 2, but the fans (and Joss) loved him too much to dust him.

I really don't think I should have watched that pencil film when I'm about to go to bed..... seriously disturbing, that.

Posted by: Tarn at June 4, 2008 7:55 PM

Um, I have to know where that pencil film came from. Cause right now, I'm totally not gonna sleep.

Posted by: KatSings at June 4, 2008 8:05 PM

I found the pencil video on YBNBY and was unaware of the origin -- however I just rescued Melissa's comment from purgatory which explains it. Thanks Melissa!

Posted by: Stacey at June 4, 2008 8:40 PM

I'm almost envious of those of you who were happy with at least of the nominees. 'Cause I think all three of them suck massively.

You know what I wanted in my candidate, as much as intelligence and humility? Dignity. And not a single candidate acted with dignity- they didn't treat each other with dignity. Hilary and Obama, especially. (Screw McCain.) He's the first viable black candidate, she's the first viable female candidate; even if one was acting like a massive douchebag, the other could've just taken the higher road and treated the other candidate with the respect he/she was trying to do.

Hilary is very fake. But so is Obama. I don't think either is going to screw it up as bad as Bush, but that's not saying much, is it? We don't need another Bill Clinton, we need another FDR.

It's still the lesser of two evils, at the core. [sarcasm]But hey, at least we won't land another Republican.[/sarcasm] And you know that's the sentiment they're banking on.

Posted by: Jon at June 4, 2008 9:33 PM

Words cannot express how much I did not need to see the bicycle massacre photo. God, those poor people.

Posted by: cinderkeys at June 5, 2008 2:55 AM

What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine SEEKING GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man seeking sugar babies site"S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？
？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。

Posted by: Sally at June 5, 2008 9:53 AM

Don't act like you've never been followed and entranced by a creepy, smiling, yellow Dixon Ticonderoga.

What? Only me? Hmmm...

Posted by: em at June 5, 2008 1:04 PM



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