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At first I was really excited about Clay Aiken having a crazy turkey baster lesbian baby. But now I'm starting have second thoughts... (cityrag)
What's the one thing even worse than mistakenly calling a woman pregnant? Mistakenly calling Alanis Morrisette pregnant. Leave Alanis alone! (WIMB)
At the time of this writing, it is indeed not fucking over yet. (QuizLaw)
Really, though. Was it necessary to take things this route again? I think Hillary's been sufficiently humiliated by now. (Celebitchy)
Get in line to call Chez an ignorant asshole! Although, if the South had been allowed to secede from the Union, I can only hope that all of the level-headed, Southern Pajibans would have made their way to Blue Country by now. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Awww, when's the baby due, Tommy? (Agent Bedhead)
Have you called Jenny yet? Have you called Jenny yet? Have you called Jenny yet? See you how you like it, Kirstie! (Yeeeah!)
It has been my experience that there is no funner game to play while drinking than Taboo. Just try to suggest a better one. See? You can't. (SWPL)
Why would Nabisco want to expand on the Nilla brand? Nilla wafers aren't food, they're an ingredient to cheaply made desserts to be served at pot lucks and church functions. (TIB)
What do you get when you cross a Toblerone bar, sherry, custard and cream? Alex the Odd's alcoholic ice cream family recipe, or me, waking up from a binge 'n bender two days later. (Ink & Apples)
Wasn't somebody just saying that they'd like to see more lowbrow video clips posted on Pajiba Love? Who was that... Hmm. I'm pretty sure it was Phillip. Well, here's one for good old P-Step, after the jump.
Pajiba Love | June 3, 2008 | Comments ()