May 30, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 30, 2008 |


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Here is the anti-SATC Pajiba Love headline (because fuck this noise!): the Top Ten nicknames for male genitalia. I'm partial to "schlong," myself. Mini-diversion in 3... 2... 1... (YBNBY)

So if you haven't heard, Clay Aiken is having a baby. With a -- wait for it -- lesbian twice his age. So, so weird. I love it!! (WIMB)

And a question not totally unrelated to the first two links: should it be against the law to ogle man breasts? I love everything today. (QuizLaw)

Owning a genuine Cosby Sweater would be second only to a lifetime supply of Puddin' Pops. (USA Today)

At the Boozehound's insistence, who always makes me link interviews to people I've never heard of: "The Venture Bros" creator Jackson Publick. (A.V. Club)

NBC's summer lineup is picking off IQ points like a CIA sniper. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

R. Kelly's defense backfires when proven to be less airtight than the Titanic. And why is he dressed like Zorro again? (Yeeeah!)

Holy crap. This must be like what God's tattoos are like. (CC Insider)

Bland, greasy, artery-clogging pizza turns 50 today. Happy birthday, shitty pizza! (Serious Eats) Also? Instructions on how to turn a watermelon into a giant distributor of booze is definitely an idea worthy of Pajibans. (Serious Eats)

Sarah McLachlan triumphantly emerges from obscurity to look awesome in a bikini. (Celebslam)

Here's some notorious bloggers who have been fired from their day jobs for blogging. So stupid, why would anyone use their real name? In other words, my day is coming too, I'm sure. (mental floss)

Is it just me, or does Rachel Bilson always looks mega cute? And I never even watched the O.C. (Popoholic)

Late addition, as directed by Boo: It looks like Al Bundy and the rest of the NO MA'AM crew finally figured out how to use the internet. (NoMarriage) And don't miss the FAQ. (NoMarriageFAQ)

After the jump: Oh, squeee!!! Which catty, oversexed caricature are you?

Pajiba Love | May 30, 2008 | Comments ()



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