Pajiba Love 05/29/09

Curses Are The New Black

By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (31)

If you can’t get enough of Drag Me to Hell this weekend, here are the all-time most cursed movie characters so you can have yourself a little cursed movie marathon. (Film School Rejects)

Here are five super disturbing Sam Raimi moments. I just watched the first Evil Dead movie the other night for the first time in ten years and I’m telling you that shit gave me nightmares. (Screen Junkies)

It’s official. Clay Aiken and Gay Hecubus are embroiled in a feud. This is my favorite thing to come out of “American Idol” since, well, ever. (Webster’s)

What would you say if I had a photograph of six Princess Leias in gold bikinis having a pillow fight? Pinch yourself, it’s not a dream. (Agent Bedhead)

Here’s the most ass-kickingly awesome stuntman doing some of the most ass-kickingly awesome stunt moves you’ll ever see. Thanks also to Snath who sent me a tip about this guy! (Film Drunk)

Dan Carlson reviews HBO’s new “Into the Storm.” (Hollywood Reporter)

Jonah Hill wants his big screen adaptation of “21 Jumps Street” to be like his very own Michael Bay movie. I suppose there are worse things to aspire to. (CHUD)

Now that Werner Herzog is in the remake business, here are some more challenging films we’d like to see him take on. This was actually inspired by a twitter meme that my roommate and his friends started. True story. (Spout)

Ooh, yay. Crazypants Winona Ryder talks about her breakup with Johnny Depp, who was his first big heartbreak. Aww. (Celebitchy)

I don’t know if you guys knew about this, but there is a rampant hugging problem plaguing the nation’s high schools. RAMPANT. (Zelda Lily)

Mandy Moore has a new album coming out. Apparently, the guy at Drunken Stepfather is not a fan. Site NSFW! (Drunken Stepfather)

Here’s a list of twenty famously big dicks with a lot of NSFW links. In other words, I know what I’m doing for the rest of the afternoon. (Jezebel)

Mayim Bialik, a.k.a. “Blossom” is coming out of obscurity just long enough to learn what “not to wear” tonight. (Seriously? OMG!)

Much like building up a drug or alcohol tolerance, Kanye West’s all caps lock rants are starting to lose their effect. (DListed)

And on a final note, just a friendly reminder that “Pushing Daisies” will be airing their final episodes, starting this Saturday at 9:00 p.m. Thanks to mex for the head’s up!

Today’s clip is a spoof of The Grinch Stole Christmas swapping out a Mormon for the Grinch and gays for the Whos. It’s kind of hilarious. Via Notes on Bar Napkins! (Site NSFW!)

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That hugging story is getting ridiculous coverage. Like "OMG! Teenagers want to touch each other! In appropriate and inappropriate ways! Shocking!"

However, it does make me glad I'm not in high school because I'm not a huggy person. Really. If my friends insisted on hanging off me all day like some kind of giant human daisy chain I'd probably snap and and hide in the bathroom all day chewing on my hair, or something.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 29, 2009 1:08 PM

Why is Mayim Bialik back on my teevee when Jenna Van Oy and her redonkulous badonkadonk are nowhere to be found?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 29, 2009 1:17 PM

I suppose there are worse things to aspire to.

Yeah, he could aspire to make his own Uwe Boll movie.

Posted by: Sharopa at May 29, 2009 1:21 PM

I don't consider, "talking about a break-up" to really count if all a person says is how the break-up was hard. No shit. I want to hear things like, 'I stalked him for months afterward', or 'He still has half of my CD collection' type stuff. Just acknowledging the break-up is not news, especially when it concerns Johnny Depp.

Posted by: katy at May 29, 2009 1:27 PM

In other words, I know what I’m doing for the rest of the afternoon.

Sad face... I have to wait until I get home! On the other hand, that's where my vibrator lives, so that's a plus. Some nights, I'm glad I'm kind of a homebody...

Ok. The hugging thing? That article in the NYT? What the eff? Read it. Seriously, there is no point to the story. There's no thesis. There's no "it's good" or "it's bad"; there's just "kids are hugging. Here's how some people feel about it." Also, only one quote mentions the race of the person quoted. Guess what race he is? SPOILER: he's not white. What has the New York Times come to? I mean, there's no other news happening? In the country? In the world? This is what they're devoting space to? How about devoting some space to my bastard cable company who has sent me a goddamn advertisement EVERY SINGLE DAY for the last FIVE YEARS about the amazing triple play package for only $90 a month, only to tell me when I finally get around to trying to order it (after they took away 20 of my channels because I don't have a cable box, not that they compensate my bill for that) that I don't qualify for the offer because I'm already a customer? How about a couple of inches for THAT bullshit? I could BUILD a goddamn HOUSE with all the paper they've sent me advertising this crap. Shit, they could have BOUGHT me a house with the money they spent on advertising just to ME, maybe then I wouldn't be so upset about a lousy extra $10. But it's not the money, it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing.

*phew* maybe I should leave early, read that Jezebel piece, take a little nap....

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 29, 2009 1:31 PM

AvB, do you have Comcast by any chance? They're kind of the devil. There was an article in the paper a few years ago about a women who was so fed up with them she went into their offices and starting smashing keyboards and shit with a hammer. So, you're not the only one.

Posted by: Jeni at May 29, 2009 1:41 PM

I just watched that ninja stuntman again. He is absolutely incredible.

Posted by: Snath at May 29, 2009 1:43 PM

I don't know if it's because love is in the air, or if pajiban's are just more hard up, but this site has become increasingly more NSFW as of lately.

Posted by: J Stride at May 29, 2009 1:46 PM

EXACTLY, Jeni. In fact, I do not have Comcast, I have Cablevision (aka iO/Optimum), which means they're ALL doing it. Which means they're ALL the devil. That's why the newspapers should focus on REAL NEWS.

I remember that story, actually. Wasn't that lady, like, 60 or something? I remember thinking, "Good for you, lady! You smash those keyboards and shit!"

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 29, 2009 1:49 PM

AvB, there is a car that regularly parks outside the window at my office that has AVB in the license plate. It makes me smile everytime.

Posted by: Snath at May 29, 2009 1:57 PM

Maybe Aiken and Lambert can take their feud to Vegas and settle in at Caesar’s Palace in a match billed as “Two Queens in the Ring.”

Posted by: Guess Who! at May 29, 2009 2:07 PM

I've got you beat Snath, I have AvB in my TRUNK.

Posted by: Julie at May 29, 2009 2:07 PM

*mmmphlmtmfmmt*

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 29, 2009 2:10 PM

HAHAHAHA! Julie, Anna, Jeni, and Snath, thank you for the first laugh of the day!

Posted by: Chickaboom at May 29, 2009 2:16 PM

Are you sure she's not just on a plane to Disney World, Julie? Hmmmmmmmmm? Faker.

Posted by: slower lower at May 29, 2009 2:17 PM

Maybe Aiken and Lambert can take their feud to Vegas and settle in at Caesar’s Palace in a match billed as “Two Queens in the Ring.”

Posted by: Guess Who! at May 29, 2009 2:07 PM
________________

I can't resist.

Other billing names:

Night of the Slap Fight
Oh No He Didn't!
Sloppy Seconds
A True Ass Beating
Battle of the Gayest Gays
More Assholes for the Suckfest

Posted by: Kballs at May 29, 2009 2:25 PM

Thank you for the "Pushing Daisies" heads-up, Nosek. You're my heroine! With an "e!"

Posted by: Sean at May 29, 2009 2:37 PM

oh how i love the penis.

Posted by: gp at May 29, 2009 2:45 PM

Blossom (no, thats her name. i do not recognize any other.) was on an episode of SVU recently, I think. She looked crazy and inappropriatly dressed. Even with costumers....

I'm not sure I can watch Pushing Daisies yet. The heartbreak is still too fresh.

Posted by: Kate at May 29, 2009 3:07 PM

All those Aiken/Lambert jokes are really offensive, y'all. Not due to the non-PC factor, but because they are hell of lame.

Take that weak shit home to your momma. I hear she love some thin gravy.

Posted by: firedmyass at May 29, 2009 5:37 PM

Hi y'all, checking in from the road in the hopes Figs is OK down in Shakytown.

Posted by: , at May 29, 2009 6:09 PM

Did Dirty Sexy Money show all of their episodes or do they still have a couple left to burn? Any word on if they'll be shown?

, - Figgy checked in & was unaffected. Evidently, the earthquake was 7 or so hours away from where she lives. Her loudass motherfucking neighbors were also unaffected and continue to be loudass motherfuckers.

Posted by: Lainey at May 29, 2009 9:23 PM

I watched that ninja stuntman video thing. Dude's pretty damn awesome. I don't know how to describe the ability to completely disrobe while doing twisting backflips other than "fucking hot".

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 29, 2009 10:32 PM

I was recently on an elementary school tour with a Children's show and we were weirded out by how some schools were about the hugging thing. Partially, it was because they didn't want to encourage any sort of inappropriate touching between teachers and students, which I suppose makes sense in a sad way. But they were actually not allowed to hug each other! They were encouraged to talk about personal bubbles and could only interact by shaking hands and verbalizing their appreciation.

So, we'd go from one school where the kids would run up to us and basically swarm us to another where the kids would all approach us matter-of-factly and shake our hands like we'd just completed a business meeting. It was odd.

Posted by: BMG at May 29, 2009 11:43 PM

Just skimmed the "news".

Drag Me to Hell. Yeah!
Evil Dead. Also good.
Six Princess Leias in gold bikinis having a pillow fight. Oh, mama!
Winona Ryder. Huh?
Twenty famously big dicks? What in the HELL?
Blossom?? Something's very wrong here? *panting*
MORMONS?!?!.................YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why, thank you for messing with my brain!

Posted by: Mr. Rotinaj at May 30, 2009 6:23 PM

Hey guys!

Thanks for the concern! we're all ok here, the earthquake was quite a long way away, thankfully. It did wake me up when my bed started wobbling at 2:30 am. Was kind of freaky and disorienting, but nothing too bad. Just had no internet for three days. Or cable. I spent two days watching Office and playing Baldur's Gate 2. Unemployement, whee!

And yeah, my loudass motherfucker neighbors were being noisy again. They will never stop building shit.

Holy Godtopus. As if I needed another reason to bone Liam Neeson.

I tell you: big hands = big peen.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I know what I'll be dreaming of tonight.

Posted by: figgy at May 30, 2009 6:38 PM

Figs, Glad you're OK. Sweet dreams.

Hugs,

Big Handsdaddy

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 30, 2009 9:44 PM

You might be in luck sweety, I’m sure Liam is looking to get some strange on his hang low.

Posted by: Guess Who! at May 30, 2009 9:46 PM

buc, you really should change your name to that. It would be particularly awesome.

Posted by: figgy at May 31, 2009 12:22 AM

Right there with you firedmyass, how pathetic is it for a person to post and then respond to their own post in a different name only to prove they're not even close to being funny. What a total basement loser.

Posted by: Devlin at May 31, 2009 2:32 AM

That hugging story is getting ridiculous coverage. Like "OMG! Teenagers want to touch each other! In appropriate and inappropriate ways! Shocking!"

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