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Good afternoon, Pajibans! A quick announcement before I get started — as Dustin mentioned last week, my name is Stacey (although many of you probably know me as Litelysalted) and I’ll be delivering your juicy nuggets of Love for the next few months. I hereby solemnly swear to incorporate as much swearing and making fun of the blind as possible, within the limits good taste, naturally.

The trailer for “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” (the new animated series) only because I’m sure somebody here cares. I know I sure as hell don’t. (Popoholic)
Update: Looks like the folks at LucasFilm have already gotten their panties in a bunch and demanded YouTube remove the clip. Douchebags.
Double update: Looks like it’s back — check it out while you can.

A nine-page glimpse into the sheer freaking genius of Judd Apatow. (NY Times)

Cameron Diaz plans to “out-arrive” Jessica Biel at the MTV Movie Awards to prove how totally over Justin she is. (Yeeeah!)

What happens when Pajiba staffers unite? Recently, our debauched managing editor invited our relatively virtuous lead critic to accompany a group of friends to a gay club in sparklingly seedy West Hollywood. Mr. Carlson reports from the trenches. So to speak. (Slowly Going Bald)

But just so you know, Tinky Winky had nothing to do with it. (Feministing)

Man, you’d be surprised what an asshole that SpongeBob is. (The Impulsive Buy)

In a (sort of) related story, Jack in the Box is all, “Yo, I hear your burgers are made of ass!” and Carl’s Jr. is all, “Oh hell nah! I know you diiin’t just go there!” (QuizLaw)

Feel some pride in the fact that you only got kicked out of school for smoking a doob behind the auditorium. (Celebitchy)

After the jump, the most fan-freaking-tastic four minutes you’ll ever spend listening to a Pearl Jam song. Potato Wave!

Pajiba Love | May 29, 2007 | Comments (15)



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Comments

Potato wave indeed. Way better than the lyrics that I had always sung along with that song.

Good first post Lightlysalted. I hadn't ever read your stuff until last week, but after the blind roomate story you have me for a while.

Posted by: 2bl bacon genius burger at May 29, 2007 4:07 PM

That was a fantastic interview with Apatow.

Posted by: Julie at May 29, 2007 4:31 PM

Oh, that's good stuff. "Make me fries..." Love it.

Does anyone (even Eddie) know the words to that song? I say that because it's different every single time they perform it live. Frustrating (but a fantastic song; one of my official bootleg albums closes it out with a sampling of Little Wing; very cool).

Posted by: Cody at May 29, 2007 5:07 PM

Actual lyrics, provided for reference:

Unsealed
On a porch a letter sat
Then you said i wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah...
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughta leave her calm I know
I said i dont know whether
Im the boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay...

Make me cry

Ooooh I see
I dont know theres something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh I said I dont, I dont know whether Im a boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay
I dont wanna stay (2x)
Dont
Dont wanna
Oh... yeah... oooh...

Posted by: bartap at May 29, 2007 5:30 PM

Dissing Star Wars is probably not the best way to curry favor here. After all, the geek is strong in this site.

What I really don't understand is why Lucasfilms and other copyright holders have such a problem with Youtube? It's a trailer, right? It's designed to whet the public's appetite for the series. The more that people see it on Youtube, the more they'll want to see the actual show. If it's the actual show, or something that you're selling on DVD, I understand. But a trailer? Why would you try so hard to stop what is essentially free advertising for your product?

Posted by: bartap at May 29, 2007 5:36 PM

Though I do love the song, it's a little too erie how it channels Hendrix/Stevie Ray. And Cody - they do indeed change the lyrics around when they perform live, in fact - they do it on purpose.

Posted by: TK at May 29, 2007 6:54 PM

The Popoholic link to the trailer seemed to still work when I tried it, so I a bit confused. bartap is completely right though. Pulling a trailer makes no sense. It is the stuff you want people to see, and instead of letting it travel by internet for nearly no cost, they would rather waste time and money not only saving the trailer for commercials and such, but fighting those who try to promote it.

That was an awesome article about Apatow, and it really made me see his movies in a new light, now understanding the characters a bit more. Knowing how his parents' divorce shaped him and his crushing insecurities puts a whole new level of substance to his characters. Neat.

And while Jessica Biel would rip Cameron Diaz apart, I would so pay to see it.

I must confess: I have been crushing on Lily Allen for a while now, and in a funny way, that post kinda reinforces it. Something is wrong with me.

By the way, thanks to good fotunes, I now am attempting my own blog! Won't be very celeb focused, but I will try to be entertaining:

http://vermillionbrain.blogspot.com

Posted by: Vermillion at May 29, 2007 8:37 PM

Thanks for the suckiest installment ever!!

Posted by: Bajupa at May 29, 2007 9:29 PM

Good intro, LitelySalted.

I've only seen Teletubbies once, and I'll never watch it again. I was ditching school one afternoon, but after a 30 minutes of watching that garbage, I thought I might be sick for real. I could feel my brain leaking out of my ears with every goofy dance and strangely hypnotic "Again, again" chant they did. Luckily I blacked out before the next episode started.

Posted by: Brie at May 29, 2007 11:00 PM

I can't decide if that Star Wars trailer was fucking badass or if I'm just a huge whore.

Maybe both.

Posted by: madams at May 30, 2007 1:21 AM

The thing that gets me most about the tellitubbies outrage is that it's happening now. I remember back in school my best friend's kid brother was obsessed with those damned things and after working out the relative sexes of the tubbies (which took us a little while - I am assured that Po is in fact female, who'd have thought?) I believe our first words were "Dude that's so gay" followed quickly by "But really enlightened for kids TV.... still gay though."

Aaaah good times. I'm so very glad I never have to sit through another minute of that program.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at May 30, 2007 4:30 AM

Hee, Potato wave!

About the Pearl Jam thing, while pretty good.. there's a funnier one posted on youtube a while back of Dir en greys CLEVER SLEAZOID that is very much worth looking into.
Er..of course, whether nonjrockfans would find it hilarious is completely unknown to me.

Posted by: the hel at May 30, 2007 8:26 AM

you have my attention for now, salty.

Posted by: MAx at May 30, 2007 10:40 AM

Anyone know the initial Yellow Ledbetter misheard lyrics video? In flash, with stick figures and GOLLUM? Used to be at http://homepage.mac.com/jeffgarden/ledbetter.swf but not anymore. Too bad, it was hilarious.

Posted by: greebo at May 30, 2007 11:41 AM

i was very lucky my kids were too old for both barney and the teletubbies. when robertson when after them, we decided we like the teletubbies. i'm like that. when the "moral majority" (which, may i add, is neither) decries something, i support it.
oh, but i hated barney.
and i hate to say i wasn't into pearl jam, that you tube is one hella fucking funny! thanks, litely, and YOMANK!
-buns

Posted by: bionic bunny at May 30, 2007 5:19 PM