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Okay folks, raise your hand if the Queen's Representative of your nation has eaten a freakin' raw seal heart in a show of solidarity with the Inuit. Fellow Canucks, are your hands raised? 'Cause they should be.

Michaelle Jean is one crazy mothereffer!

Don't knock the Watchimals! I owned the peacock Watchimal as a kid. Man, I was fierce.

I'm wearing a Watchimanamal right now! It's not on my wrist, either! It's visiting my "Bald Eagle" sanctuary down south. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhaaa...

I'm referring to my penis, by the way.

This might get me ostracized at this site, but I have to come out and say that I really truly cannot stand They Might Be Giants. The first time I heard Particle Man I wanted to kill somebody.

I might have had a Watchimal. Best part? I was old enough to know better.

Also, I do not need to know what Mariah Carey's pubis looks like. Thank you.

YES! 'Up' is running 100% with 28 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes!

Phew. I don't think my heart could take another disappointment like T4. Keep on rockin, Pixar!

The most annoying kids of all time? The Jurassic Park kids. My dad and I spent that whole movie wishing desperately that the stupid kids would get eaten or mauled or something. How awesome would THAT have been?

From the celebitchy article: "She said: “Read my bio again. We can’t allow these lies to spread! Don’t say the F word around me. It’s just a number but I don’t see why women should have to conform to what is expected of a 40-year-old - whatever that is.”"

This aggravates me to no end. You know what is totally expected of women (at any age)... loudly and vehemently denying one's real age. Dear, if you don't want to fall into a stereotype, then own up to your age. Fercryinoutloud, you look damn hot and I won't even qualify that by adding "for 40".

reality TV isn’t done “treating marriage like a cheap carnival prize.”
And yet Prop8 sits still? Good point, world, let's make sure to uphold the sanctity of marriage. Through Reality television..... stab...

You can tell us, admin--you killed that seal with your bare...you know....didn't you?!

I don't think Mariah Carey is fat, but I always thought she looked like a chipmunk. Alvin, maybe.

BSlim's standards for the acceptable hottie seem to involve some factors that exist outside current space/time possibilities.

Or a cock.

Damn! Of all the people; I respond to figgy and forget the comma.

Or a cock.

Posted by: admin at May 26, 2009 2:53 PM

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AWWWW, that's very mature.

What ever happened to an appreciation for a good old fashioned full bush?

Posted by: katy at May 26, 2009 4:50 PM
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Full bush is for bush-women from the bush.

Keep it trimmed and neat ladies, we appreciate every time we have to go to work down there.

Yay to katy. It's wonderful to find someone who agrees with me on this issue. It's rare, especially if you're American. Americans, even more than the rest of the world seem to be obsessed with removing every hair that grows under their head (incidentally, why don't people shave their heads too?). Hello, it's natural and it's there for a reason. It's supposed to attract the other sex, show you're mature enough and trap the scent of a woman. It makes you a real woman and it's part of the natural process of growing up.

People who say it's unhygienic or you can't go down on a woman with a bush are ridiculous. If you know what a shower and soap/shampoo is there's nothing unhygienic and someone who doesn't give good cunnilingus when there's hair probably gives equally bad cunnilingus when there isn't.

I'm not saying we shouldn't groom ourselves at all in any way and just be like gorillas. It's the obsession which I find weird. Many women over a certain age don't find any problems with hairy chests on men and many men over a certain age don't have any hangups about a bush on women but modern porn and today's generation make a big deal over the least bit of stubble protruding from any part of the body! There was a time when a guy who looks like he doesn't have hair on his chest used to be made fun of for still being a boy. Mow it's metrosexuality all around where differences between men, women and children seems to be very blurred!

Hm. I shave my junk down to nothing. I do it for the sake of comfort and cleanliness. I can't take a shower every time I pee, and toilet paper doesn't really hold up very well when you use it for its intended purpose. Not to be gross. Also, it does indeed "trap the scent of a woman", and in the summer, that means sweaty, and once a month, that means menstrual-y. That's not an attractive smell.

Granted, I guess it's more of a really short crew cut than baby's-ass-bare skin. But that's only because I'm too lazy to do that much work. But I'm gonna go ahead and disagree on the cunnilingus aspect: pseudo-Mr. vB prefers not flossing every time he goes dowtown. It's got nothing to do with whether he's good at it, or what it looks like, it has to do with hairs coming loose and giving him a coughing fit in the middle.

I'm way too quick to hit 'post comment.' I was talking about MIB. And to his credit, my school is notorious for drunken jackasses, one of whom used the Q&A of MIB's show to ask him how Hal Sparks was doing.

I also like to keep the coochie area trimmed to an almost-shaved level. I used to keep a small tuft of hair for effect, but the current boy-toy likened it to a Hitler 'stache so it had to go. I second AvB on all of her points and I would add that sex is definitely better all around with a clean shave. I suggest that all women who haven't try it at least once. It has nothing to do with the hair being dirty or unsanitary (although I get why some feel that way) it's just makes naked time more fun.

And just for the record, I have nothing against a man being hairy either. I like a good chest rug and as long as the pubes aren't out of control they're okay too. I just shave and/or wax because I like it on me for my own personal shits 'n giggles.