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This is going to be one helluva pain-in-the-ass real-time review. (BWE) Bonus, I love that the cool kids over at BWE are contractually obligated to speak well of “Cavemen.” A couple of them must be bristling. (BWE)

Katee Holmes is getting into the porn biz — I’m sure her first co-star will be Tom Cruze. (IDLYITW)

Speaking of Tommy Tutone, my brother dates a girl named Jenny. He calls her 867 for short (no kidding). (QuizLaw)

Baby Pranks! (Junkiness)

Taste the pain, Paula. (Yeeeah!)

You know what — flatulence can be funny, but only if it’s unexpected. (YouTube)

Here’s a lesson in what not to do when trying to avoid the paparazzi. (Celebitchy)

Nathaniel talks movies with Defamer’s Seth Abramovitch. (Film Experience)

Frequent commenter, Manny, joins the ranks over at the parenting blog, Offsprung. Congrats, man. (Offsprung)

What would Jessica Simpson look like bald? Here’s your answer. (CityRag)

For Bowie fans, here’s a shout-out to Stardust Savant’s blog, dedicated to the man. Just cause. (CrackedActor)

There’s a Lord of the Rings musical? Either I completely missed that, or blocked it out entirely. (The Llama Butchers)

It seems as though there is some sort of grassroots movement to get GOP Presidential candidate, Ron Paul, a little attention. He’s so crazy he often makes sense. (Blondesense)

This video is nearly ten minutes long, but it’s totally worth it. Somebody spent an enormous amount of time searching film archives to put this together. It’s after the jump.

Pajiba Love | May 22, 2007 | Comments (13)


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The Lord of the Rings musical has been in development since before the first film was released. It's its own adaptation of Tolkein's work and was nominated for 15 Dora Awards (Canada's Oliviers (I'd say Tony's, but the breakdown of awards is more akin to the Oliviers)), won 7, including Outstanding New Musical and Outstanding Production of a Musical. The reviews were very mixed though, and from what I've read, this show will live or die depending on the extravagance of the production. So a West End transfer will do quite nicely, while your local community theater group would be laughed off stage.

Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2007 3:54 PM

Congo rats, Manny.

Posted by: Ranylt at May 22, 2007 4:49 PM

I highly suggest checking out Conan O'Brien's renditions of the musical. There were about three of them, very entertaining but then, when is Conan not?

Posted by: McGeek at May 22, 2007 5:15 PM

Wow.

That's impressive.

Here's the list of movies, (as the article says) "for those who just HAVE to know."

http://acrentropy.blogspot.com/2007/05/for-those-who-just-have-to-know.html

Posted by: Cody at May 22, 2007 5:17 PM

Wow, I didn't think I was such a movie geek but I really guessed a majority of those movies...

I'm so glad they didn't waste 11, 22, 44 and 50 on lesser movies! (Spinal Tap, Casablanca, Dirty Harry and Cool Hand Luke respectively)

The Ferris Bueller quote was inspired.

-Amanda47

P.S. If you're wondering why 47, you're not a Sagehen..get going Googling Monkeys!

Posted by: Amanda47 at May 22, 2007 7:32 PM

Yay!! Thanks for the shout out! I have to give my hubby credit too, he makes occasional entries as well.

Posted by: stardust savant at May 22, 2007 7:32 PM

how dare they talk about bald attractive females and not mention natalie portman.

Posted by: MAx at May 22, 2007 10:36 PM

YOUR EYES ARE FULL OF HATE, 41.

Posted by: madams at May 22, 2007 11:22 PM

Thanks guys. And don't think I won't forget all the little people I mercilessly crushed on my way to fame and fortune.

Posted by: Manny at May 23, 2007 2:40 AM

If I had as much time on my hands as the person who made that youtube clip, I'd go back and count how often I saw Paul Newman.
Unoffical count: Often.

Posted by: AdaHaze at May 23, 2007 5:18 AM

The bald pictures confirm my suspicion that P. Hilton is, in fact, a tranny.

Posted by: Samantha T at May 23, 2007 12:50 PM

Wow. I totally was expecting Bill and Ted shouting, "69, dude!" instead of the scene from MASH. Pleasantly surprised. Also: Lots of Paul Newman. Grrr. Yowza. Hubba hubba hubba. Dang, he hot.

oh-congratulations, Manny! You're totally awesome, and you always make me smile.

Posted by: zambonigirl at May 23, 2007 1:59 PM

I think the best part of that montage is how many f the films are recognizable, and the scenes iconic. Seriously, tight.

Posted by: redbeaniegirl at May 23, 2007 2:54 PM





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