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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 20, 2008 |


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Are you there Godtopus? It's me, H.P. Lovecraft. (Cracked)

Katie Holmes is getting the hell out of dodge Xenu. (WIMB)

Because why would Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wanna be the only ones in Hollywood not getting knocked up and having a quickie shotgun marriage? (IDLYITW)

Now you can be a photog trying to capture naughty photos of underage Miley Cyrus! Via Evil Beet! (AddictingGames)

Who is dumber: the guy who offers up his social on the internet in an attempt to dare identity thieves to steal his identity? (QuizLaw) Or the guy who tried to return a used computer loaded with kiddie pron? (QuizLaw)

Kimberly Stewart scores herself some Jude Law! Upgrade! In related news, Jude Law just burned through the last of his human dignity. (Yeeeah!)

Speaking of burning through the last of your human dignity... I can't even think of a link caption for this without feeling vicarious shame. (The Impulsive Buy)

McConaughey! McConaugwhat! McConaugwho? Take off your shirt! (Agent Bedhead)

If I ever wind up killing a man, I blame it on the time I was forced to sit through Patch Adams. In the movie theater. (mental floss)

It's so watery... And yet, there's a smack of wiener to it! (Serious Eats)

WHAT? If Uwe Boll expects us to believe one of his favorite movies is Citizen Kane, then he is a dirty, dirty liar on top of everything else. (YBNBY)

Is it wrong to think someone being burglarized and sexually assaulted is funny just because maybe they kind of karmically deserve it? (Jezebel)

Those creepy NBA playoff ads, as done by Hillary and Obama, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | May 20, 2008 | Comments ()



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