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Are You Sure It's Too Late To Get Scrooge McDuck?

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 19, 2009 |


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Remember why The Polar Express sucked? Well, that's pretty much exactly the reason why the new Christmas Carol movie will suck too. Plus, you know, Jim Carrey. (Film School Rejects)

Stormy Daniels, accomplished porn star, is starting a grassroots campaign to run for the senate. And by "grassroots" I mean "handjob." (Quiz Law)

Oh boy! Guess who's suddenly not too good to withdraw her name from Emmy consideration this year? (Webster's)

The Twilight: New Moon movie poster has been leaked online, but more importantly, so has the poster for Coctomom! (Yeeeah!)

Oh hey, remember that trailer we ran for Antichrist where William Dafoe fucks on a pile of dead bodies? Apparently that's not even NEAR the most disturbing thing that happens in that movie. (Agent Bedhead)

And now that your gag relfexes are good and tested, here's the most disturbing thing I've ever read in my entire life. I can't even say what happened because I can't force myself to type out the words. My. God. (Boing Boing)

Remember that time in Dirty Dancing when, like, that chick had an abortion? Here are dark moments in popcorn flicks. (Screen Junkies)

For anyone who's a fan of the popular F My Life, you don't want to miss this new incarnation -- which, if you ask me -- is tons funnier than the original. Thanks to Miss Julie for the tip! (My Life Is Average)

I've been pimping out a lot of charity stuff lately, but honestly? Can you ever pimp out too much charity stuff? Anyway, a blogger friend of TK and a few other colleagues/eloquents is doing a bike ride for his friend's son who suffers from hemophilia. So check it out, y'all, because it's a good cause. (My Taste In Wine Leans Towards Vodka)

I always thought Jessica Biel seemed like she was kind of down to Earth, but that's before she started saying she can't get acting jobs because she's too "beautiful." (Celebitchy)

it's no wonder Obama doesn't want to release those torture photos. They're even worse than anyone could have ever imagined. I know, I know. Torture isn't funny. (Holy Taco)

A new study says that pulling out is a viable method of birth control, but if you ask me that's the same reason we don't trust dudes to take a pill every day. (Zelda Lily)

Here are four "Simpsons" controversies that didn't end in lawsuit. I had no idea there was an actual ongoing feud with the Bushes and Simpsons beyond the "Two Bad Neighbors" episode. (mental floss)

Thanks to Dan Carlson for passing it along to me, here is a hastily made Cleveland tourism video. It doesn't look nearly as glamorous as when Liz Lemon visited:

And just because, here's a second attempt at a hastily made Cleveland tourism video:

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