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If Steve-O Puts a Leech On His Eye and No One Films It, Does It Even Make a Sound?

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 14, 2010 |


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Johnny Knoxville is still threatening to make another asinine Jackass movie. In 3D, of fucking course. Because who doesn't want to see Steve-O's scrote realistically flying out of the screen? (Agent Bedhead)

SO??? What did everyone think about last night's "Supernatural" season finale? A little anti-climactic I thought compared to other season finales, (and are they really suggesting what I think they're suggesting about Chuck?) but overall a solid episode. Also: "HEY ASS-BUTT!" (Atomic Popcorn)

Ryan Gosling's new movie is so hipster (how hipster is it?) that his character has a tattoo of Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree on his arm. GAAAAH. (Film Drunk)

Here's the trailer for Season 3 of "True Blood" which comes back next month. Oh look, there's a doggy! (Screen Junkies)

And now, obligatory Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson rocky marriage rumors. Yeah, I know. They're probably not going to last because, obviously. Still, I'm surprised it took rumors this long. (Celebitchy)

I've got some unfortunate Transformers 3 casting news for you (spoiler alert: it involves Alan Tudyk!) and also Michael Bay is a GD liar. (Topless Robot)

I think this marks the official end of the trend of making Facebook campaigns for Betty White to host stuff. (Warming Glow)

Can you determine which of these are real quotes from America's most senile treasure, Andy Rooney? (mental floss)

Here's a review of what is, for some, one of the most anticipated albums of the year:
LCD Soundsystem's This Is Happening. (Audiosuede)

PETA messed with the wrong bitch when they came after Kelis in their latest of public smear campaigns aimed at celebrities. I mean, I would never wear fur and I admit I'll probably think slightly less of a person if they do, but still. Shut up, PETA. (Evil Beet)

Here are five flicks to avoid on the toilet. But really, who watches movies on the toilet? I bet Kanye West does. (Cinematical)

Finally, someone has thought to make this handy flowchart to determine whether or not President Obama is a United States citizen. This should clear things up for once and for all. (Holy Taco)

Here are five shows which require(d) an obscene amount of analysis. Yes, "Flash Forward" is on there. Hey, it doesn't say five "good" shows that require(d) an obscene amount of analysis. (Unreality)

OK fine! I'll put the Worst Wedding DJ ever in Pajiba Love. For the love of everything holy, just stop sending it to me! Also, does anyone else feel kind of bad for this guy when he finds out he's the tit-slappingest worst DJ according to the internet? I do.

Bonus! These animals have more uncomfortable silences than most people's marriages:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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