Happy Top Gun Day! (I Will Never Tire of These)
Eminem is feuding with Mariah Carey's glorified purse and former Nickelodeon star, because literally no one else gives a crap about Eminem to feud with him anymore. (Webster's)
Oh, fuck me with a jackhammer, this lady actually fucked herself to death with a jackhammer. (Quiz Law)
Who wants to see Natalie Portman's underpants? Now, don't everyone rush the link at once -- you don't want to crash Celebitchy's server. (Celebitchy)
Because we all know the original terminator was just a piece of crap, here are five movie robots that didn't work. (Screen Junkies)
The ever reliable Tamatha sent me this link, and my immediate response was: "Is that underpants???" Why yes, yes they are. Also, awesome: I said the word "underpants" two times so far in Pajiba Love today. (Movie Blog)
Wanda Skyes and her wife just welcomed twin baby girls. Wait, Wanda Skyes is gay?? Kidding! (DListed)
Here's part two of "If Advertisements Were Honest." It made me laugh, which hurt, because my throat is swollen and sore. But it was totally worth it. (Holy Taco)
Even though I haven't seen it yet, which basically means I fail at Pajiba, here are five things Star Trek 2 should avoid. (CHUD)
This was sent to me by Allyson, and even though it's a month old I couldn't help linking. An "oldey but a goody," as one of my high school teachers used to say. How nerdy is that? Anyway: "Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up ThunderCats" (Onion)
Take it from our resident stripper/porn star, here are the top ten worst songs to strip to. By the way, when I say the site is NSFW, I mean it's NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Actually, there's nothing NSFW about this post, but just don't click on the rest. (Notes On Bar Napkins)
In honor of Top Gun Day, and also because I didn't have any clip planned whatsoever, I'm reposting this "How Gay is Top Gun clip that Dustin posted two years ago right before I took over Pajiba Love. Enjoy!
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