Most Sexeh Apocalypse EVER
I want to fill a kiddie pool up with this news and roll around in it: The cast of "Jersey Shore" has gotten das boot. Yup, the next time we'll be seeing old Snickers is on a future season of "Celebrity Fit Club." (Yeeeah!)
Here are five classic pop culture franchises created out of sheer laziness. (Cracked)
Did J.J. Abrams literally orchestrate a cosmic disaster to coincide with the finale of "Lost?" I wouldn't put it past that guy. (Agent Bedhead)
Here are 16 reason why sports and music should never, ever procreate. (Uproxx)
Some insane Mega Man fan took it upon himself to make his own feature length (no joke, it's 93 minutes) fan film. I sent the link to my nerdy boyfriend with the message: "I'm not watching this with you, but here you go." (Gamma Squad)
Before you illegally download that next album from your favorite obscure artist, know this: You just completely screwed her. Here's an enlightening, thoughtful, and personal take on music piracy. (Baboon Faced Gourd)
Here's a list of the 11 most terrible-awesome movies. Clearly this list was compiled before the Mega Man fan film came out. (Screen Junkies)
Haagen Dazs has a new "Bananas Foster" flavor that has actual RUM in it. Scratch what I sad before, I want to fill a kiddie pool up with this and roll around in it. (Impulsive Buy)
Here are five original television show cast photos which elicit a "Wow, remember that?" response. (Unreality)
Ohmygodgross! Apparently we haven't restored Stephen Baldwin quickly enough, because now he's resorted to "tasteful nudity." (Litelysalted)
Here's a top ten list of cryptozoological creatures which have yet to be depicted/exploited on film or television. Yeah, don't give that Abrams guy any ideas. (Topless Robot)
Everything is coming up Betty White! Not like she'd care, because I assume she's too cool, but the MTV Movie Awards have nominated Bet for the best "WTF?" moment. (Evil Beet)
Still don't watch "Lost." Still don't care. But I thought you nerds would appreciate this skit from Kimmel the other night:
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