Jesse Spano should be fucking proud of Showgirls, dammit. I mean, what the eff has Kelly Kapowski ever done that's so great? (Evil Beet)
Grab your inhalers, nerds -- for I bring you images of Frank Miller's The Spirit. (WIMB)
How could you arrest a guy wearing seersucker?! (QuizLaw)
Here's a first look into Oliver Stone's new Bush biopic, W. Thanks to Brie! (EW)
William Shatner says that he got tons of Trekkie groupie sex back in the day. What a prize she must have been! Oh, I'm kidding. You know I'd totally hit the Shat. (The Blemish)
It was only a matter of time before someone named a dildo this. (Agent Bedhead)
Kim Kardashian gets a procedure done to make her ass look less like a "garbage bag full of cottage cheese." Hey, I didn't say it. (Popoholic)
What if I told you that there was a trailer park populated entirely by registered sex offenders, and gave you one guess as to which state it was located? (Jezebel)
Speaking of registered sex offenders, our colleague Patrick the Angry Viewer has released his first comedy CD. (CoryAndJay)
Since you Pajibans have been so generous in helping out AlabamaPink, you may be interested to know that Paj friend Parissa is going to be running a marathon in her honor, if anyone is interested in donating or joining her team. (GWCH)
Additionally, an acquaintance of mine is embarking on a 1,300 mile bicycle ride to raise money for cancer research next month. (LiveStrong)
And after the jump, the video which was almost too beautiful for this world, since it got pulled off of YouTube left and right yesterday.
Pajiba Love | May 13, 2008 | Comments ()
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