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What if “Mystery Science Theater” covered films from the 80’s?

They did.

I thought Mental Floss was supposed to be smart.

I practically laughed, to death, at that Awkward Family pics deal, check out the one at the bottom titled: 30/80.

you'll see what I mean.

CRAP! I've been paying extra for fake IMAX!!! Bastards.

Somehow, Isabella makes something so silly seem cool. The woman just rocks. (ha!)

From the web gossip article:

One has had her genitalia discussed in anatomical detail. Another has had her face likened to a koala's. A third has learnt that her circle of friends is not friendly at all: "She thinks she's best friends with lots of people but they actually hate her."

Um, yeah, girls (and boys) did the same thing when I was in high school. Kids are by and large miniature adults, i.e., 90% of them are fuckstain assholes. Was this guy asleep until 2001?

"You know, before we had those darned telephones, and telegraphs, and smoke signals, and semaphores, and sign language, and woooorrrrrrddddds, we didn't have all this goldarn bullying."

Very nice, Sofia. Did you find a tab for that song, or did you just figure it out?

Could MSTK do bad comedies, or would that be too much of a challenge?

there are no family pictures with me in them from 1991 to 1995

Was it the eyestalk? Because I became accustomed to that after a couple of days.

when my mother first saw my high school graduation photo she laughed and yelled "What is the MATTER with you?!"

God, I fucking HATED school picture day. Actually, I hate anyone who tells me to smile, really. Most pictures of me from my teenage years make me look like I'm high or contemplating how best to kill the photographer. I'm just thankful Bruce has never asked me to smile, as I'm pretty sure I would have snapped and tried to chew through his aorta.

Consider yourself lucky, TK. Lucky indeed.

I have to submit some photos to that Awkward site. I've got some family reunion shots that are fucking golden.

In those Ginnifer Goodwin photos, I am more amazed that there is literally a person with abs that ridiculously tight. How is that possible? Dude looks like an action figure or a video game character.

oh and HOLY CRAP that guy in the GG pictures. Be in my bunk?! I can't wait that long. I'll be in the ladies' room at work.

OK, so if Ginnifer Goodwin is out promoting Big Love, then it must not be canceled. Right? Right? Is Dustin still insinuating that it is?

Perez Hilton should never be used when trying to make any argument, funny or serious. Unless you are justifying people who are making things worse for all of humanity by bringing down the general IQ of the population.

Olivia Wilde has been on House for two years now, was a lesbian in The OC, and hated clothes in "Alpa Dog".
Boom! Consider yourself knowledged, Stacey!
Oops! I dropped my bourbon . . .

I hated high school. Hate. Ed. It's why I didn't go to college until I was 33.

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg.

Wait wait wait, AvB, you didn't go to college until you were 33 BECAUSE you hated high school? That makes no freaking sense whatsoever. People that hated high school look forward to college (as I did). If you didn't go to college because you thought it would be like high school, then you got some idiot people advising you.

Also, is it just me or does Ginnifer (ugh, stoopit name spellingness) Goodwin actually looks pretty bad in those pictures? I think they were going for "skanky good" but ended up with "skanky bad".

Also also, the more I read mental floss, the less impressed I am by them.

Damn....all negative on my part here (for someone who rarely de-lurks), I'll be more positive: Awkward Family Photos was awesome.

Gossip sites?! Facebook?! Seriously? This guy couldn't have attended high school. Kids can be mean. Downright cruel if given the chance. The internet didn't make it so. Does it facilitate gossip and bullying? Yeah, I'll give you that but is it worse because of the sites mentioned? Absofuckinglutely not. I'd even go so far as saying if people paid a little more attention to how their kid is using their internet time, maybe this wouldn't be so much of an issue. Oh but wait, that would mean you'd have to do a little parenting. Gawd forbid you should have do that, your kid might not be your friend if you did.

And while I'm on my high horse, to the parents/teachers of the girls who left in disgrace; You have failed. If these kids couldn't talk to you, if you didn't notice something was wrong, then you have no one to blame but yourselves.

I'm getting down now....

Well, fifteenkeys, I am one person who hated high school and DIDN'T look forward to college. I assumed it would be pretty much more of the same bullshit and instead looked forward to working, in the "real world", with adults. Of course I realize now that there's no such thing; I've also grown into my skin and am completely comfortable being the "old person" in most of my classes. In the long run, I'm glad I waited (though I might have been better served by not waiting quite so long) because I love school and know now that I'll never stop going. Had I gone right after HS, I probably would have had a miserable experience, precisely because that was what I expected. I would have been setting myself up.

I've been tired of Bruno since it was first hinted that it would be Cohen's followup to Borat.

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Seventh grade probably still qualifies as the worst year in my life.

I didn't hate high school but I sure as fuck hated college. We couldn't afford much, so I had to live at home and go to the closest one, which incidentally was where every single person I had despised in high school and never, ever wanted to see again, also went. While all my friends dispersed to other states, leaving me utterly alone. A good third of the people there already had jobs, kids, spouses, and no interest in making new friends. I was constantly running into my old enemies all by my lonesome. Awkward beyond belief. I looked and felt like a total loser.

Now I am secure in my awesomeness. And grateful that my family was too lazy to arrange group photos.