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These Guys Need To Come Out of Retirement Because Tara Reid Movies Exist

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 12, 2009 |


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What if "Mystery Science Theater" covered films from the 80's? Well hell, why stop at the 80's? The 90's and even aughts provide more than enough fodder. D-War, anyone? (mental floss)

Here's a first look at the film posters for Leonardo DiCaprio's Shutter Island and Jim Carrey's A Christmas Carol; the latter of which will undoubtedly bastardize Dickens even more than the Scrooge McDuck version. (Screen Rant)

Heidi Montag and Brooke Hogan released music videos today? I'm sorry, is it Christmas in May? (Webster's)

Shenanigans! Some movie theaters are charging IMAX prices just by using two 35mm projectors with the same film. (Mr. Controversy)

Thanks to Tamatha, this might be my new favorite site ever. The "Armshelf Five" alone had me practically in tears. (Awkward Family Photos)

Here are ten unlikely movie sequels, as proposed by twitter users. Like the studios really need someplace else to steal ideas from. (Spout)

If you're not already totally sick of Bruno yet, here's the myspace infiltration campaign for the movie. (popoholic)

Just because, here is the lovely and talented Sofia doing a rendition of the song from Almost Famous that the couple sings in the hotel room. She's amazing, no? (A World For Sofia)

A new study says that women with higher emotional intelligence have better orgasms. Hmm ... I'm certainly not complaining over here. (Zelda Lily)

Aww, how sweet. J.J. Abrams and William Shatner have finally made up. (Seriously? OMG!)

Holy crap. These photos of Ginnifer Goodwin will change your perception of what you thought of Ginnifer Goodwin. In other words, I suspect many of you will be in your bunks. (Celebitchy)

If you've always wanted the delicious taste of spam in a convenient, fitting in a hot dog bun-shaped form, here is the product for you! (Impulsive Buy)

Not to defend myself as a gossip blogger, but this piece blaming gossip sites for female high school bullying is asinine. Like kids never bullied other kids before the internet existed. Moron. (Jezebel)

Olivia Wilde tops Maxim's retarded "Hot 100" list this year. Somehow I've managed to stay safely in the realm of not knowing who the hell Olivia Wilde is. (Yeeeah!)

Here is an awesomely insane episode of Isabella Rossellini's web series for the Sundance Channel, "Green Porno." You can see the others here. Thanks to causabon!

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