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Fill Me Up, Scotty

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 11, 2009 |


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If you haven't had enough Star Trek, here are some promo pics and a trailer for Sasha Grey's porn spoof which comes out tomorrow. (Agent Bedhead)

One of Hollywood's cutest couples, Heidi Klum and Seal, renewed their marriage vows with a white trash party. Uhm ... How romantic? (Webster's)

Sequel? Check. Comic book adaption? Check. CGI anthropomorphization of an animal or object? Check. This is the anatomy of a summer blockbuster movie. (Holy Taco)

The only thing Jimmy Fallon should ever come in #1 at is a list of dumb idiots who laugh at their own jokes. (Quiz Law)

Dick Cheney is amazingly somehow managing to make even more of a mockery of the Republican party now that he's out of office. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

The E! Network has a new show called "Jersey Shore Unleashed," and ... Well, I think it's about to become my new favorite show. Here is an instructional clip on how to achieve the perfect "douchebag hair." (Jezebel)

It's a little late for yet another Mother's Day link, but here's an excellent list of the most macabre mothers in cinematic history. (Film School Rejects)

If you thought American beauty pageant contestants were dumb as a bowl of mice, wait 'til you check out this stupefying Q&A for Miss Panama 2009. (DListed)

Here's more images from Terminator Salvation than you can shake a disembodied robotic arm at. (Rope Of Silicon)

Rocco Giovanni, a friend of Jeremy's, (site content NSFW) is doing a walk for Cystic Fibrosis if anyone would care to check it out and lend your support! (Great Strides)

Megan Fox "doesn't want to be like Scarlett Johansson." Who does? Scarlett Johansson is a fucking idiot. (Yeeeah!)

Just in case you were worried, Japan is totally up on creating the perfect fake vagina and simulated oral and anal sex. By this time in ten years, real, actual sex will literally be a thing of the past:

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