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Suck A D*ck, Proposition 8

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 5, 2010 | Comments ()

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 5, 2010 |


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In a 136-page ruling, Proposition 8, which took away the right for gay couples to marry, has been declared unconstitutional. Or in layman's terms: Ha ha! Homophobes are stupid and your dipshit little bill is illegal. Suck it! (Towleroad)

Did you know that if a man takes a picture of your breasts without your permission or while you're asleep, it's not a crime? Yeah, nothing at all wrong with that. Nothing wrong at all. (Zelda Lily)

So apparently, the people behind M. Night Shyamalan's next movie are fully aware of the fact that his movie is pretty much going to ruin any hope they have of turning a profit, and yet his name is still on the poster. Guess how well this is gonna end? (Film Drunk)

Christina Hendricks said that before Mad Men, she felt basically invisible. Seriously: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS. INVISIBLE. Consider that for a moment while I silently try to will Anna Wintour and her size-zero Diet Coke-heads dead. (popbytes)

This one is especially for Intern Rusty: The trailer for season 4.5 of The Venture Bros., now with your daily dose of tuxspeedos. That's right: Formal wear for your crotch. (Warming Glow)

Ever wonder what would happen if The Family Circus was actually full of soul-crushing truths? Well, it would be a hell of a lot funnier for one. (Cracked)

Four preview clips from The Other Guys have hit the web, and ... Meh, it's not half bad. Although that may just be because of the presence of Dwayne Johnson. (The Flickcast)

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston's fake, shotgun marriage is off now after almost two weeks. Nooooo, really? On the plus side, they lasted almost as long as Sarah Palin's term as governor. (Yeeeah!)

Here are 10 ways that Star Wars: Episode I was shoved down our throats. HOLY SHIT, the Jar Jar Binks tongue lollipop is easily the most terrifying piece of candy I have ever seen ever. (Topless Robot)

If ever there were a more quintessentially 80's clip than this, I haven't seen it. Seriously, this is like everything that embarrassed you about the decade shoved into one 27-second clip. (FourFour)

So that Tequila bitch was rumoured to have inked a deal to launch her own porn tape, but then she said that it was just a rumour spread by an employee of hers that hated her. Ummmmm, yeah, about that ... I'm pretty sure all your employees hate you. (Evil Beet)

For your cute/sad link of the day, here are 16 sad dogs dressed as sharks. Awww, it's okay sweetie. Who's a deadly killing machine? You are! You're a deadly killing machine! (Buzzfeed)

Finally, here's Jason Bateman dressed in drag and stripping in order to sell Orbitz Gum. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Thanks Lauren!

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin', and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.



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