Will There Be A Goonies Sequel? Spoiler Alert: No.
If you're like me and have avoided all things Star Trek your entire life but auspiciously kind of want to see the movie coming out today, here is a complete movie watcher's guide to catch you up. (Film School Rejects)
Lindsay Lohan's 15-year-old sister doesn't go to school because her mother says it's hard for her being "in the business." What business is that, exactly? (Webster's)
Here's a primer to Star Trek food and drink, so you know what to serve at your Star Trek parties this weekend. (Serious Eats)
Gwyneth Paltrow apparently doesn't even write her own GOOP. And here I didn't think there was any way GOOP could possibly be any lamer. (Agent Bedhead)
This had got to be the most unintentionally hilarious trailer of ... Well, ever. Let's just say if Tobias from "Arrested" had a brother and they were both hot Brazilian dudes, it might have gone something like this. (Film Drunk)
Hooray! Jim Jarmusch interview! (AV Club)
I just had to link this just because the caption totally made me snerk. (Look At This Fucking Hipster)
Oh, sadness pie. Mickey Carroll, the last surviving Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz, has passed away. (Jezebel)
This story comes from Star and is almost definitely fake, but even the thought of Vince Vaughn being a total mama's boy is too good to pass up. (Celebitchy)
Oh noes! Daisy de la Hoya possibly overdosed last night. Although I'm sure VH1 can swap the Folgers and find a reasonably sufficient plastic crackwhore replacement for "Daisy of Love 2." (DListed)
I've thought Megan McCain was an idiot in the past ... And, you know, I guess she kind of is. But I have to give her props for calling bullshit on this abstinence-only crappola. (Zelda Lily)
Anyone catch "Idol" the other night? The age old question of what "Britney Spears would look like if she were a twice-divorced 56-year old brunette with cerebral palsy" has finally been answered. (Yeeeah!)
Here is a cute/creepy video by Chris Ware for This American Life Live, about Quimby the Mouse and his friend the disembodied head:
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