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ATTENTION! All Pajibans in the Richmond, VA area: it's time to lead, follow, or get out of the way! There's going to be a blood drive for Alabama Pink on Thursday, May 15 from 3-7 pm. Godtopus commands you be there! (Whoa, Camel!)
Fatty Tardbuckle scored his own clothing line at Hot Topic! Sheesh, even Avril picked like, Kohls. (WIMB)
OH HELL YES. The only way Matthew McConaughey could be better suited for a film role is if he were to play the role of Matthew McConaughey. (Agent Bedhead)
"Police respond to call of felony wedgification." Yes, that kind of wedgification. (QuizLaw)
Round Two of Barbara Walters vs. Star Jones! Fight! Fight! Fight! (Yeeeah!)
Oh man! The Anna Nicole biopic is only to be released through illegal downloading on the internet? Fuck! I totally had called dibs on that one, too. (FourFour)
Bwuh? How bad of a director to you have to be for chewing gum to want you out of the way? (Pop Candy)
You know what would be hysterical? If we provided Ethiopeans with weapons and intelligence and then they just went out and comitted a bunch of war crimes. Oh, what's that? It's already happened now? (Liberal Avenger)
Spencer Pratt is totally doing Heidi Montag in the butt. That's right, my preciouses, if I have to be subjected to the mental imagery, than so do you. (Celebslam)
Top of the line dishwashers come with a canine prewash cycle. (Serious Eats)
Sometimes when I post links to stuff like this, I think back to the days when Pajiba used to be a boys club; then I giggle to myself and post it anyway. So here are some hilarious tampon stories. (Jezebel) and (Evil Beet)
And on that note -- because why the hell not -- some of the world's fanciest and most luxurious toilets. (mental floss)
Not everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time, after the jump.
Pajiba Love | May 8, 2008 | Comments ()