Pajiba

And this is slightly inappropriate coming off frumpiefox's comment, but I'm VERY disappointed that you didn't link to the Jezebel post of the "Under-Gear" catalog, because that made me laugh for five minutes.

And then for another 15 when I thought of situations involving the content. I'd advise all the ladies to give it a look, the men maybe not so much. It's like Victoria's Secret for boys.

Genny--my gay roommate used to keep copies of Under Gear for bathroom reading. Yeah, good stuff!

Shit, it didn't take the Stuff White People Peeps to capitalize on their "popularity." (is that correct period-placement?)

Where's the Roger Ebert-style Pajiba movie review book?

"Is it totally sick and unreasonable of me to wonder how this guy trained a cow to suck dick in the first place? Yeeesh"

Easy: Molasses.
Don't judge me.

Re: Training a cow to suck a dude's cock.

Shit, y'all claim to be the hipster asshole doofus Emperors and Empresses of everything that is hip/cool/"with it"/happening and you've NEVER heard of or seen Top Secret!

Fuck all y'all up the butthole with the Anal Intruder.

Stacey, you are awesome.

And Julie, I have to say that it would probably be a deal breaker for me no matter WHO was wearing it. If only because I'd be laughing too hard to continue any kind of amorous activity. Seriously, the kind of laughing where it hurts.

Absolutely Genny...no matter how hot a guy is, he will always look like a mental midget if he decides that junk hugging crocheted butt floss=The Sexy. Though major props to a guy who would wear it just to make me laugh. That I would appreciate.

Boo, you beautiful fucking genius you, I am now having that sent to every single male friend I have. That's sheer genius.

Oh my god, I hate Gremlins. HATE. When I was 5 I saw the second movie at a friends house and had to sleep in my parent's room for THREE MONTHS because they were in my closet and under my bed. I continued to have nightmares about them for SIX YEARS.

I'm also a giant pussy about things. I didn't go into my basement for 3 years after seeing Jurassic Park. However that has more to do with my sister hiding down there making raptor noises.

Also, I don't know if anyone has read the comments on Sarina's blog, but yet another asshat is trolling around, being a douche. Pajibians attack!

Oh my GOD Boo and TK, you are brilliant...I just signed up my good friend's husband for that catalogue, hopefully it will be waiting for him when they come back from their honeymoon. Eee hee hee.

Also a great gift for Mother's Day!

Boo--are you telling me that all of the AARP mailings I've been getting may be a prank and they're not really recruiting me into their hallowed ranks because I'm "old at heart"? Hmpfh.

frumplefox,

i asked my magic 8 ball and it says "decidedly so."

Boo--Well, bugger, there goes all my hopes for a speedy retirement.

Masey--I feel the same way about ET. The person who took me as a tyke told me he was just a giant turtle who didn't have a shell. That didn't help.

I also have a freakish fear of Superman, but mostly the Christopher Reeves version. I have no idea where that stems from.

I am beside myself with joy that the sphincter-toodlers in Prioleau's Stallion Battalion continue to waste their time trolling around looking for someone to smear, apparently not realizing that it's just another routine day of tormenting the lead-poisoned for the Pajiban Liberation Front, plus or minus a few illegal searches of private phone records and laughably homoerotic threats of physical assault.

On the other hand, I'm torn at whether Prioleau is posting the comments himself, in which case I will call him the Army of None, or whether it's the same band of self-fingering bonobos who are apparently visiting every book site on the internet to flog positive reviews about his literary flatulence, in which case I'm going with The Ur-tard's Guards.

It makes me sad that Gremlins need a triumphant return.

Awww...I loved Gremlins! We need more little green monsters hiding in the Christmas tree and chomping on unsuspecting hands.

no matter how hot a guy is, he will always look like a mental midget if he decides that junk hugging crocheted butt floss=The Sexy. Though major props to a guy who would wear it just to make me laugh. That I would appreciate.

Ordered. Got the one with the lace-up front. It's for the honeymooon night.

I too, would like to express my apologies to you, Sarina, for the unwarranted attacks and abuse being directed at you. I know we're all used to being ostracized for being different (Read: intelligent and discerning), but that's really uncalled for. If I could do it without getting caught, I'd totally grab TK and Skitt and go hunt down this douche and show him what a total asshat looks like (Hint: we'd bring a really big mirror).

I love passive-agressive shenanigans, but Fry Guy doesn't have a wiki page to edit creatively. And he calls himself an author.

Maybe he'd like a catalogue subscription instead.

Oh...godtopus...the military spambots have landed!!!

I would totally love to have a meet and greet with you guys. Sadly, travel is out of my budget as I am closing on my (first ever) house next week. I have not had this much fun on-line since I played Legend back in the late 90s.