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Friend of the site Mathew Tobey (he of Junkiness.com) has joined forces with Neil Pollack and a few other folks to start Offsprung, an online humor magazine about parenting. (Offsprung)

“The New Modern Woman, Ambitious and Feeble.” And you can thank “Ally McBeal” for that. (NYTimes)

If you’ve somehow made it this long without seeing the Hoff in full-on pathetic drunk mode, well, here it is in all its grotesque sadness. Somebody get this guy some help. (IDLYITW)

Related: Chez sounds off on the current wave of YouTube shaming that’s plagued these here interwebs of late. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

It’s necessary to lift the permanent ban on Paris Hilton links just the once — she’s facing jail, and the Fug girls spell it out better than anyone. (Go Fug Yourself)

Sorry, Samberg — I’m totally not feeling it. I’d almost rather see a Jimmy Fallon movie than your new one. (Popoholic)

Brad Pitt gets an ass-double. (Agent Bedhead) While the marketing team behind the next Harry Potter is double assy. (BWE)

Our favorite t-shirt outlet, One Horse Shy, has been nice enough to design and offer Pajiba t-shirts, stickers, etc., for sale if you’d like to impress your friends by wearing a dirty-sounding word on your chest. Plus, scientific studies have shown that wearing a Pajiba t-shirt increases the likelihood of having sex with one of your freebies by 17 percent! (One Horse Shy)

Ed Helms finally humanizes the American Zombie. After the jump.

Pajiba Love | May 7, 2007 | Comments (14)

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3 more seasons of Lost - 18 episodes each, to run 24 style (consecutively form January, Jack will get a man-purse)

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/07/television.lost.reut/index.html

Posted by: Brian at May 7, 2007 3:48 PM

I work with children. Is there any way I could get a shirt with only "Pajiba"? The parents don't generally appreciate the word "bitchy" on their child's teacher's clothing :)

Posted by: superedna at May 7, 2007 4:07 PM

"I work with children. Is there any way I could get a shirt with only "Pajiba"? The parents don't generally appreciate the word "bitchy" on their child's teacher's clothing :)"

One word superedna. "Quit".

Posted by: Manny at May 7, 2007 4:19 PM

Also - is it possible for one of the Unisex (is that those who are not women are called these days - must have missed the memo) shirts to be made in the US?

Sorry, Brian. As I understand it, those are pretty much the only choices. The men's varieties come in Gilden, Hanes, and Fruit of the Loom. Same with the logo -- though, you can probably Sharpie the "bitchy" out. FYI -- I understand the lighter shirts are printed in ink, while the darker ones are screen printed if that's of import. -- DR

Posted by: Brian at May 7, 2007 4:23 PM

Happy to see the link to Go Fug Yourself. The Fug girls are hilarious...and they did lead me to Pajiba, for which I will be forever grateful.

Best/worst line of Grey's on Thursday - "I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to kiss you with TONGUE. I'm going to kiss you like I mean it." Who says that??? And who thinks that is romantic, for crying out loud? Tim Daly gets negative points for saying that, and also doesn't warrant a free pass in the top. *Shudder.*

On a bright note, those Pajiba t-shirts are kick ass.

Posted by: JKo at May 7, 2007 4:38 PM

Oops. *free pass in the top five.

Posted by: JKo at May 7, 2007 4:40 PM

Pajiba shirts!!!! I have died and gone to where ever Kurt Vonnegut is. Finally, a way to identify intelligent people in a room before actually having to introduce oneself. Thanks Pajiba-masters.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 7, 2007 5:20 PM

I'd love to quit. Will you pay my bills and support my family. :)

Hellooooo, Sugar daddy!

Posted by: superedna at May 7, 2007 5:49 PM

Manny's right, superdna (ouch. hurts to say that). Who wants to work in the kind of draconian environment where you can't swear around kids? And Manny can't support you AND support his meth habit. Sorry.

Also - Britney and Paris in less than a week? This site's going in the tank, I tell ya.

I kid, Pajiba. I kid.

*sigh*

Posted by: TK at May 7, 2007 6:42 PM

"I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to kiss you with TONGUE. I'm going to kiss you like I mean it." Who says that???"

So true. And, quite frankly, what other way is there to kiss?

Posted by: Samantha T at May 7, 2007 6:53 PM

dude- nothing encompasses the hilarious saga of Paris Hilton's impending lockup better than galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/
the Paris Hilton jailbird is priceless!! must see

Posted by: Indi at May 7, 2007 7:38 PM

So true. And, quite frankly, what other way is there to kiss?

Heh, good point. That whole scene was completely idiotic.

Posted by: Daphne at May 7, 2007 8:41 PM

Ooh, love the Pajiba shirts! I just wish they came in a v-neck for us boobalicious girls. The twins look better in v-necks. Guess it's time to break out the old scissors and sewing machine.

Posted by: Lainie at May 7, 2007 8:59 PM

Pajiba - you are completely forgiving for the Paris mention this once! Love me some fug girls! Plus the fact that this idiot if finally going to see some consequences is awesome! Ah, if only they'd put her in general population! THAT would be some reality tv I would watch!

Posted by: Trixie at May 7, 2007 11:50 PM