Nope, Still Don't Get It.
Welp, no one saw this coming: Jack Bauer has lost his dang mind. He head-butted a fashion designer in the face, but not before copious amounts of twirling around in a feathered boa. (Webster's)
Victoria Principal from "Dallas" has also lost her dang mind. She pulled a gun on her maid because her dog was constipated. (Yeeeah!)
With Parenthood and The Witches of the Eastwick being adapted for the small screen, here are other 80's films we'd like to see on TV. (Spout)
"Scrubs" creator talks about the creative process, switching networks, and whether or not the show will be back next season without Zach Braff. (AV Club)
Jessica Biel admits that David O. Russell's Nailed, which she co-stars with Jake Gyllenhaal, is basically "in the coffin." Man, this is just not her year. (CHUD)
Here's a list of the five most self-defeating fetishes. Ew, people get off on holding in their pee? I thought that was just a "Kids in the Hall" sketch. (atom)
Oh, this is rich. Bristol Palin is back to being a teen ambassador for abstinence. When the hell do we get a teen ambassador for wearing a fucking rubber? (Jezebel)
Here's another installment of "Celebrity Autobiographies We'd Like To See." I totally laughed out loud at the Brett Ratner one. (HolyTaco)
Stephen Lloyd Wilson's novel is now available for purchase online; you can check out a sampling of the first few pages here. (Burning Violin)
Because I know you're all just dying for the straight-to-DVD release of the third Grudge movie, here are some stills from it. (BloodyDisgusting)
You know the recession is hit everyone when Batman needs to have a garage sale. Err, cave sale, even.
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