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I'd be OK if an asteroid hit the people in that video.

That "Stand By Me" video filled my heart with so much joy.

Then the tampon one scrubbed out that happiness with a brillo pad the size of mars. *voms*

That is one heartless bitch. Even after he starts puking and having a panic attack, she still doesn't tell him it's fake.
Her next prank? Smearing her shit in his mouth and a machete to the balls. Because she's a professional.

He was obviously a tool. He said Yo like 12 times. I think more douches like that deserve a tampon-slappin'.
Look at him. Puking like a Freshman.

Jesus Christ, did he vomit blood?!?

I see by your comments that I stopped watching that prank video at just the right moment.

Now I think I'll go back and watch the Stand By Me Video again, just to scrub the little bit that I did see from my brain.

So, did any of those nameless street musicians get PAID for making that video? It's a great video, but I'd be happier knowing the artists got a little cash for their effort, especially since the recorders appartently can afford to fly around the world.

You're right, one of the videos put a smile on my face.

It just wasn't the one you thought.

Come in, that tampon video was hysterical!

I am so not watching that video. Instead I'll just carry on with my day dream of The Rock all wet and glistening that was inspired by Jeremy in that other post. Mmmm. Dreamland is the best place.

And...I consider myself a pretty level-headed person, but oh god, that girl from The Ring freaked me the fuck out. I had to cover my TV for three days after I watched that movie. I like the movie and watch it a lot, but I still can't watch the scene where she comes out of the TV and aaaaaaah WHY. The other ones? Not so much. TV girl? FUCK NO.

And my HBO is airing The Orphanage soon. I'll have to watch it. Though I know it'll give me nightmares. Damn.

Yeah, he's a douche with a weak stomach, but seriously, what would possess her to do this?

Maybe she was tired of being called "babe". Yo.

admin Well obviously hitting him with what he thought was an actual used tampon doesn't even cure him of that, since he KEPT calling her babe even while puking. That's some devotion right there. Yo.

Actually that video now has me wondering how different guys would react to that. I mean, I can see Mr. Snuggiepants first of all thinking I had lost my ever-lovin' mind (that's not my style at ALL). But I doubt very seriously he'd puke. He'd give me a stare of death, wonder aloud when I lost my mind and go clean it off. Then be angry at me for about 24 hours, even though it was fake. But he wouldn't freak out and puke like that.

RE "Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard this weekend"

Um, I know what they did this weekend, and from the context of the sentence, it's pretty easy to figure out, but you still need the words "got married" in there. To make it all official-like. Because maybe they didn't get married. Or maybe they just got matching tattoos. You kinda left the most important part of the sentence, information-wise, out of the sentence entirely.

RE tampon: no desire to perform - or watch someone else performing - anything involving a tampon. Just no.

But The Rock wet and glistening? Yes.

Also, I think Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard should combine their last names as if they were a bank merger, by squishing their names together, maybe leaving out a few letters, to introduce their rebranding:

Maggie and Peter Gyllengaard
Maggie and Peter Haalgaard
Maggie and Peter Gyllensars
Peter and Maggie SarsGyllen
Peter and Maggie SarsGyllengaardhaal

Try your own combos, it's fun!

I cried laughing at the tampon. I can not believe that when he starts puking she's still insisting that it's real. They absolutely deserve each other. I'm so glad I don't know these assholes but I'm glad this video came into my life.

I as guy who has lived in an apartment with a woman for the past four years, I can honestly say that bloody tampon was not very convincing.

Stephen King didn't invent the Grady Twins, they aren't in the book. I hate it when people can't keep what happens in Book The Shining and Movie The Shining straight. They did it on an episode of Friends once, too. Grump.

I know, it's a stupid thing to get worked up over. You don't have to tell me.

RE Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 4, 2009 6:00 PM: Jesus Dffing Christ, to me, that would be grounds for expulsion. If you lived in campus housing. Or just move out one day without telling her and leave her with all the rent, if it was off-campus.

Seriously, that shit is beyond normal. I'm a chick and that grosses me the fuck out, if you can't tell.

Slash it gets weirder: we were under strict orders not to ever let her boyfriend know she used tampons. He was a big evangelical right wing holy roller and he thought using them meant she wouldn't be a virgin.

When she first asked us not to ever say anything, I said "would he ACTUALLY ask your roommates if you use tampons?"

I knew the answer before she said it. Why yes, he would. Freaky-ass CREEP. And she MARRIED him. She ended up somehow getting a PhD in chemical engineering, which everyone knew was going to be useless once she married him. She had to be a stay at home wife even before the kids.

Don't get me started, I wanted to slap her six hundred times.

I usually dip my woman's pussy in barbecue sauce, but ... cocktail sauce? *smacks self in forehead* How did I not see it? It's so obvious now. COCK? TAIL? Hahahahahaha.

I'm gonna try that right now.

*heads for refrigerator*