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RIP, "The Simpsons"

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 3, 2010 |


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I didn't think anything could physically pain me more than the trailer for Human Centipede (review up later today!) until I saw the opening of last night's "The Simpsons." The show is, indeed, dead. (Warming Glow)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt topped Time's "least influential" list. Although I think it's kind of sad that they were influential enough to be considered least influential. (Agent Bedhead)

Well this sucks: Twice Oscar-nominated actress Lynn Redgrave passed away last night at the age of 67. (Movieline)

Aww, my tiny little man crush, Seth Green, was married this weekend to his much-taller-than-him bride. Defs break out the hankies. (Evil Beet)

Lady Gaga's "Telephone" was supposedly originally written for Britney Spears, which, whatever. At this point Lady Gaga could have farted on a microphone for 10 minutes and it would have been a hit. (Litelysalted)

Because I'm juvenile and it makes me laugh, here are 15 funny movie marquees. (Screen Junkies)

Here are five classic non-regular character "Seinfeld" moments. (Unreality)

I don't even know why I'm linking this, but the appeal of Michael Bay sitting at a basketball game wearing an unbuttoned henley-style shirt was apparently just too good to pass up. (Celebitchy)

Here's an interview of, um, "sorts" with Justin Halpern, creator of the "Shit My Dad Says" franchise. It's technically a franchise now, right? (Holy Taco)

I stumbled upon this hilarious tumblr page via Chez of Deus Ex Malcontent and thought you guys would likewise enjoy it. (Christian Nightmares)

Apple sold a million iPads in just 28 days. Who is buying these? Do you people really not have laptops and iPhones? OK I give, I kind of want one. (The Flickcast)

Here's a list of the 10 "hottest Jews." My boyfriend was obviously not included on the list since he's only technically a half-Jew. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

It took me, I believe, until the fart halfway through to know whether or not this was an actual "Creed" performance. Thanks to Matt!

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