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By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | May 1, 2007 |


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Even Shia LaBeouf has a criminal past -- and here I thought they plucked him straight from the church choir. (Celebitchy)

For those of you worrying that the second Fantastic Four might be an improvement over the atrocious first one -- rest your fears. (Popoholic)

When parodies are mistaken for coming out to your family. (BWE)

Paula Abdul continues her sobriety 2007 tour by spazzing out on QVC. (Celebslam)

Tori seems to be a popular artist in yesterday's comment diversion -- today, she has a new album. (Evil Beet)

Naomi Campbell isn't a temperamental wench -- she's allergic to alcohol. (Yeeeah!)

A few of the 100 greatest movie lines of all time, given a "Deadwood" twist. (A Bowl of Stupid)

Here's an idea to stamp out violence -- let everyone have a goddamn gun. (QuizLaw)

I dunno how this got past us, but JLo and the hubby look to be doing a Latin version of Gigli. (popbytes)

"The View" sticks with its "repulsive but winning formula," as rumors abound that Roseanne Barr may take over for Rosie. Personally, I think it's a step up. (Agent Bedhead)

Super Mario Brothers -- now with profanity-laced commentary. (College Humor)

This is what I want to know -- if a co-worker is beating the shit out of another, why does everyone else just watch? You'll see what I mean, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | May 1, 2007 | Comments ()

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