Pajiba Love 05/01/07

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Even Shia LaBeouf has a criminal past — and here I thought they plucked him straight from the church choir. (Celebitchy)

For those of you worrying that the second Fantastic Four might be an improvement over the atrocious first one — rest your fears. (Popoholic)

When parodies are mistaken for coming out to your family. (BWE)

Paula Abdul continues her sobriety 2007 tour by spazzing out on QVC. (Celebslam)

Tori seems to be a popular artist in yesterday’s comment diversion — today, she has a new album. (Evil Beet)

Naomi Campbell isn’t a temperamental wench — she’s allergic to alcohol. (Yeeeah!)

A few of the 100 greatest movie lines of all time, given a “Deadwood” twist. (A Bowl of Stupid)

Here’s an idea to stamp out violence — let everyone have a goddamn gun. (QuizLaw)

I dunno how this got past us, but JLo and the hubby look to be doing a Latin version of Gigli. (popbytes)

“The View” sticks with its “repulsive but winning formula,” as rumors abound that Roseanne Barr may take over for Rosie. Personally, I think it’s a step up. (Agent Bedhead)

Super Mario Brothers — now with profanity-laced commentary. (College Humor)

This is what I want to know — if a co-worker is beating the shit out of another, why does everyone else just watch? You’ll see what I mean, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | May 1, 2007 | Comments (12)

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Lord...was that staged? Still, nothing tops Michael and Dwight's sissified karate fight in The Office.

"Hey look, it's the karate kid... the Hillary Swank version."

Posted by: Julie at May 1, 2007 4:51 PM

While it was entertaining - the link in the LaBeouf arrest comment is of Scarlett Johanson singing with Jesus and Mary Chain @ Cocachella

Posted by: Brian at May 1, 2007 6:52 PM

I think this is a link you're looking for:
http://www.celebitchy.com/3732/shia_labeoufs_violent_past_and_heroin-addicted_father/

Got it, Brian. Thanks for that. - DR

Posted by: Brian at May 1, 2007 6:55 PM

So I watched the Mario video - there is a part 2 as well. Wow - that is insane, and the second pice doen't even have a happy ending.

As per the running commentary, here are some of the things that the game, when Mario died, was worse than:
Video 1:
An episode of Family Guy
Panic! at the Disco
Ann Coulter
Reading YouTube comments
Davinci Code - book and movie
Video 2:
This is the worst thing
F***'in worse than anything that has ever happened

Thank you for this

Posted by: Brian at May 1, 2007 11:26 PM

"I hate everything. I now hate everything that ever was... ever. *makes it past an obstacle* I love everything now!"

Fantastic.

Posted by: Jen at May 2, 2007 12:27 AM

Am I the only one who didn't realize that was Claire Danes in that Gap commercial? I thought she was bigger than hawking khakis on primetime. I guess not.

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at May 2, 2007 12:33 AM

"Thank you for shuffling me loose that mortal coil, you COCK."

Holy god, I can't breathe. It's like what playing video games with me is like. Except I invent swears. (For example: Bowser fornicates with potatoes.)

Posted by: Mara at May 2, 2007 1:17 AM

Oh my god! That Mario clip is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I'm crying from laughter here, and had to forward it to everyone I know. Thank you for that.

Posted by: isabelle at May 2, 2007 2:59 AM

Isabelle,

Be sure to watch part 2 as well - don't have the link for it (they block that site here at work). Just search for Mario Commentary (or whatever the title is) and both should be listed. These clips alone are why we have streaming video on the internet.

Posted by: Brian at May 2, 2007 8:30 AM

Did anyone see the video of that asswipe who advertised his breakup on Facebook and did it in front of hundreds of people and dozens of cameras?

What a fucking pathetic douchebag.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 2, 2007 10:11 AM

Brian, oh I know! I was all over that as soon as I saw it said "part 1 of 2." I wanna know who that guy is, and what the story was. Is he alone in a dorm room somewhere, just bonging it up and playing bizarrely difficult hacked old school nintendo games or what?
And the end of part 2 just slays me. I have quit so many games just like that. And they weren't even the hacked kind. :)

Maryscott, no, haven't seen/heard anything about that. Is it a link up here or something else? I'm sort of scared to ask, sounds like something I'd not want to see or give attention to.

Posted by: isabelle at May 2, 2007 11:08 AM

Boing Boing gives more details about the origin of Super Mario Bros frustration here: http://www.boingboing.net/2007/04/18/profane_super_mario_.html

Apparently, the video was on a chinese fan site, and the very hilarious RubiksQube added his own commentary.

Posted by: tph at May 2, 2007 12:31 PM

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