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By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 30, 2007 |


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It's old, but it's still so good: Axl Rose's lyrics to "Sweet Child O' Mine" dissected by a copyeditor. (McSweeney's via YBNBY)

Great news, ladies. You can now have your hymen surgically reattached, which is awesome because hymens give you wings! Now, you can fly again! (Slate)

The 10 Nude Scenes We Really Could've Done Without (noticeably absent: Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart.) (Nerve)

"If you're an emo kid and you wonder why you're always getting your ass kicked, this video should give you a hint as to why." (IDLYITW)

In gossip land, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are apparently still fuckbuddies. (Celebitchy)

The Unbridled Joys Of The Room. (Slowly Going Bald)

What's the Times' sudden obsession with high school kids and top colleges? Maybe the paper is trying to solidify its identity as the most respected paper among the white, upper-class mass of Ivy league applicants. (NYTimes)

After the jump, Nick Frost illustrates the apex of drunkenness.

Pajiba Love | April 30, 2007 | Comments ()



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