Swine Flu Fever, Have You Caught It Yet?!
Here's a six pack of movies that featured gay characters before people were allowed to be gay in movies. Shame they never made a big screen adaptation of "Too Close For Comfort." (PW)
Kids used to be mean to Kate Winslet and call her "Blubber." I guess they didn't happen to have their crystal ball to see into the future handy. Losers. (Webster's)
I've finally found someone who swears more than I do, and it's not even a sailor or a trucker or a line cook. (RopeOfSilicon)
Steven Lloyd Wilson's latest is on the nature of violence. And it's a good one. (Burning Violin)
Here's the top ten superhero spin-offs that shouldn't happen. Sorry, Ryan Reynolds! (WeAreMovieGeeks)
Congratulations to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, who are expecting twin girls. Through a surrogate, of course. What, you didn't really think they'd make sex, did you? (Yeeeah!)
The new Transformers trailer has been leaked, so quick see it before it gets yanked. (Popoholic)
Hilarious. Jon from "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" got busted running around on Kate at some skank bar in Reading Pennsylvania, near where I used to live. (DListed)
If Ferris Bueller were a real person, here's a list of crimes he (and his accomplices) would have perpetrated on his infamous "Day Off." (mental floss)
Jesus license plates in Florida? Tell me this is a joke. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Bret Michael's most beleaguered, beat-ass stripper got a dating show of her own. And it's actually ... Boring as hell. (ZeldaLily)
And Here's the Kicker is an upcoming book that features conversations with successful humor writers. Sounds like a must read, for sure. (SecondPass)
How do some conservatives still not know that Stephen Colbert is joking? Were they blindfolded and earplugged for the Correspondent's Dinner speech? (HuffPo)
Yay! The Impulsive Buy has a new chick writer representing the East Coast. Her first order of business? To review a Wawa soft pretzel. Wawa, bitches! (ImpulsiveBuy)
And finally, here is everything you need to know about Swine Flu. You know, to protect yourself. Thanks, Beckylooo!
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